If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?
It's an Archie Bunker! I built a replica of the All in the Family house INSIDE a giant basement in the Sims 4.
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How did Luke Skywalker feel after he peed inside the stormtrooper outfit?
Women were not allowed inside the temple...
... unless they put their big-girl pantheon.
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal inside is a dog.
There's a big scratch on the inside of my glasses...
My daughter asked: what's on the inside of the nugget?
My wife said: the nu-guts
I'll see us all out now
In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?
What's pink on the inside and smells like fish ?
When the elevator doors opened for me to enter, everyone was asleep inside...
Must be that Ambien music that they play
Child walks past the parents bedroom, peaks inside and mumbles....
"And you want to send me to a psychologist for sucking my thumb."
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
I heard the government was putting chips inside of people.
Well mine better be sour cream and onion
I went to the grocery store and the sign said no food or drinks inside.
The last time I was inside a woman.....
I was visiting the Statue of Liberty. 🗽
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
What did one RNA say to another RNA after they came inside from the cold?
It's hot in here. Why do you still have your codon?
What do you call a porta-potty that’s bigger on the inside?
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
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Earlier, I was driving behind an ambulance when a cooler fell off the back. I stopped and opened it up to find a foot inside..
So I decided to call a toe-truck.
A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...
She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”
Did you hear about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a box of tic-tacs?
Why did the plum feel so sad inside?
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside the house today and gave her one last chance...
Unfortunately, she blew it...
What was the hippy doing inside Medusa’s lair?
I was helping my wife carry the grocery bags inside the house. All of the sudden she gets mad at me and says to carry more stuff.
I mean I would carry more but my hands were tide.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
“Poor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she was still alive today?
Probably scratching the inside of her coffin.....
A toilet, a urinal and a very drunk sink are all at the front of a club, fighting and arguing with the bouncer to allow them and their extremely intoxicated friend inside.
Repeatedly shouting “Let that sink in!”
What bug bites you in the butt?
A Bum-ble Bee.
This is my kids joke and here is the backstory:
My kid ran outside butt naked.
My wife ran after him and said "Get back inside before a bug bites you in the butt"
And my kid turned and said "would that make it a Bum-ble Bee?"
I just wanted to share it because it made me laugh too much.
They’ve locked down Liverpool John Lennon Airport and all the passengers are trapped inside
Imagine, all the people...
Why did the Easter egg hide.
To tell the truth, deep inside he was a little chicken!
Park rangers told us not to leave any wrappers inside the car because bears might break in...
Bears must really like Hip-Hop.
I went in for surgery today and the doctor found catholic zombies inside me!
He said he found an infected mass.....
Don’t speak to me when we’re inside the sauna.
I found a sack on the side of the road. I reached inside to see if I could figure out who it belonged to. I think it belonged to Santa.
The alarm clock may be bulky, dirty, and poorly designed
But it's what's on the inside that counts.
What kind of jokes do quarantined comedians tell?
Inside jokes.
(Adapted from WFAN host Steve Somers while talking to Jerry Seinfeld today on the air)
Why did the ghost blush when it looked inside the beehive?
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
If H2O is on the inside of fire hydrants, what’s on the outside?
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?
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In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?
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