Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
An old friend once told me he hopes I fall into a deep hole filled with water. .
But I know he means well.
(OC) What's it called when a Scandinavian falls off a cliff into the sea?
Do you know why divers fall backwards into the water
If they fall forwards they will fall into the boat
A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. “Kobe!” I shout. “No.” He says in a disappointed tone...
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
If I happened to run into you, and fall on you perpendicularly,
Would you be cross with me?
A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily your brother named them for you.
Woman: oh no, not my brother, what an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
We're only a couple of weeks into Fall and the weather is seriously erratic
It could chilly today, but then hot tamale.
If you fall into a river in Paris...
Why did the hipster fall into the lake ?
He went ice skating before it was cool.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat into the water?
Because if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat.
A robber and a babysitter fall into a crevice.
There’s a crook and nanny in the nook and cranny
In the forest, a sad lonely looking turtle begins to climb slowly up a huge tree. Half way up, it edges along a branch, sighs, then jumps. It falls smacking into the ground, bouncing and tumbling across the forest floor...
Recovering and bruised, he slowly climbs the tree again, jumps and falls to the ground.
The turtle tries again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watch his pathetic efforts.
Finally, the female bird turns to her mate, “Darling, don't you think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted?"
Why do scuba divers fall back into the water from boats?
Because if they fell forwards they'd fall in the fuckin' boat.
(credit goes to SL, an old co-worker)
Why did the man fall into a well?
Cause he couldn't see that well!
Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well.
Why did the partially blind man fall into a well?
Because he could not see that well.
Why did the half-blind man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why did the man fall down into the waterhole?
He couldn’t see that well
Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well!
Why did the legally blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn’t see that well.
How the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see.....that well
Why did the man fall into the well?
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Cause he couldn’t see that well
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Why did the man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why did the old man fall into the well?
Because he could not see that well.
Why did the blind man fall into a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
why did the blind man fall into the well
because he couldnt see that well
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he could not see that well.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
You know why scuba divers fall into the water backwards?
If they fell over forwards, they'd fall back into the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Why did the blind person fall into the well?
They didn’t see that well.
Why did the old man fall into the well
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
Why did the old lady fall into the well?
She couldn’t see that well
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the ocean?
If they fell forward they would still be on the boat.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn't see that well!
Why did the old lady fall into the well?
She couldn’t see that well
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
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