When a stock trader starts talking about buying "blue chips" and "dip" this is what comes to mind.
The stock trader was able to afford his new landscaping...
...after making so much money in his hedge fund.
The Stock Market Movement
So there's two day traders looking at the commodity stocks for office supplies on their computer. "What's the movement on desks and chairs?" asks the first stockbroker.
"Um, that's moving up," says the second. "We should get into it."
"Okay what about stocks for desktop computers? Are they moving?" says the first.
"Yep, they're dropping," says the second. "We've got to sell that off."
"Okay what about paper? Is that moving?" says the first.
"Paper? No," says the second. "Paper is stationery."
