After copying the Greeks and Etruscans of course
Who is the patron saint of copying people in emails?
There is a robot creating art by copying things fråm star wars. Art o' dito
My dad was copying files from my computer
He needed some of the files, and when the copying was done, he just pulled the drive out, no safe remove or anything. So I told him "No safe remove?" and then he replied "I did safely remove it. I pulled it out slowly."
Ugh.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly ?
I have got loads of back issues.
What do you call a copy cat app of reddit?
Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office!
I dont know who you are, but I WILL get you for this. You have my Word.
A copy of A Christmas Carol fell on my toe!
It hurts like the Dickens >_<
How do you make a copy of the fabled one eyed Greek creature?
A proud dad sits down to have a drink with his father.
"Well son , now that you have got a kid of your own, i think it's time to give you this."
"Dad you don't mean-"
"Yes son ,i do"
Dad pulls out the copy of 1001 Dad Jokes,5th Edition
"Dad... i am honoured..." , He says , tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured" , replies his father , "i'm dad".
I asked Rick Astley to let me borrow his copy of the movie UP.
He said he'd never give it to me.
Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
My boss walked into my office this morning and handed me a brochure on anger management.
What do you call a potato that copies all the other potatoes?
People say I’m a plagiarist.
What do you call it when a woman copies another’s boob job?
I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.
She did not hold Up well.
I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...
Where do you keep your copy of the Communist Manifesto?
My printer was making music so I checked it out.
My friend Pete had a buddy who copied everything he did.
If anybody wants a copy of Osteopath Weekly I have back issues.
My wife and I met at the store when we were both buying a copy of the Disney movie “up”
It was the perfect meet cute and we kept both copies even after getting married. It was sweet. Not all things are meant to last and when things got a bit rocky we decided to get divorced. I let her keep the apartment and moved my stuff out. Unfortunately, we live in one of those states that mail out ballots. She sent me a text a week after I had left to let me know my ballot had come to the apartment. We had ended things amicably, but neither of us wanted to see each other so soon. Committed to my civic duty, I dropped by after work the next day. When she opened the door she was in tears. She had me come in and I immediately saw it, I had forgotten to take my copy of the movie. Somehow, this felt more final than actually signing the divorce papers. I still cared about her, so I asked if she wanted to talk at all. She shook her head and said through tears, “Just take your Up, vote and go.”
I was addicted to the hokey pokey
but i turned myself around. ain’t that what’s it’s all about?
My dog fell asleep on my copy of the screenplay for Dodgeball...
It's a true underdog story.
I'm disappointed this Bible for the blind isn't called "The Holy Braille"
Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.
Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you down.
You have my word.
(My dad put wrote this on the fridge, pls don't kill)
Two goldfish are in a tank...
One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
I saw a really accurate cosplay of frozen Han Solo.
"A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
If someone copies the way I make pasta
Did they just copy-pasta?
I bought a copy of MS Office, but I dropped it on the road going back to my car...
...well, that's the Word on the street.
Who is the patron saint of copying people into emails?
Who is the Patron Saint of copying people into emails?
Anyone want some old copies of Chiropractor Monthly ?
I’ve got loads of back issues.
Anybody want my old copies of Chiropractic Monthly?
I have lots of back issues
You stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly....
I've got loads of back issues.
To the person that stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you, you have my Word
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you...
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office:
I will find you. You have my Word!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my Word!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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