Have you got a "smart shopper" loyalty card sir?

No, I'm not a smart shopper.

(I do this in front of the soon to be eyerolling wife. My boy still to young to "affect")

(This works where I live since the one grocery chain of stores branded their loyalty card scheme with the name "smart shopper")

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👤︎ u/StoolZA
📅︎ Sep 30 2017
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Smart Feller

Whenever I showed my dad a report card with good grades he would say: "You're a fart smeller! Wait, I mean smart feller!"

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👤︎ u/jotatmo
📅︎ Feb 12 2014
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Playing cards with my friend and his dad...

Upon getting lucky with a bad play in a card game one of my friends exclaimed "Am I smart or what?" His dad playing the same table responded "What."
"Am I smart or what?"
"I heard you the first time, that wasn't a question, it was an answer; what." He couldn't help smiling as he delivered the line to collective groans around the table and me cracking up because my friends old man was completely right, his son misplayed and got lucky.

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📅︎ Sep 16 2014
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