Euro Currency Puns

A list of puns related to "Euro Currency"

Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...

I think they're being over-drachmatic.

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👤︎ u/Totally_not_a_spider
📅︎ Jul 12 2015
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6am at Detroit metro airport, my first real dad joke hatched.

Fiancé: where do you want to eat?

Me: well there's the mcdonalds and the currency exchange over there

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We can get a euro.

She just walked away.

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👤︎ u/dovachu
📅︎ Jun 25 2014
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