Germ-any
I apparently have outstanding medical bills!
but I wouldn't accept his counter offer.
He asks the assistant “Do you have ‘European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.”
“Certainly,” replies the assistant. “Would you like to listen before you buy it?”
"That would be wonderful," says the expert, and puts on a pair of headphones.
He listens for a few moments and says to the assistant, “I'm terribly sorry, but I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and this is not accurate at all. I don't recognize any of those sounds. Are you sure this is the correct recording?”
The assistant checks the turntable, and replies that it is indeed European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2. The assistant apologizes and lifts the needle onto the next track.
Again the expert listens for a few moments and then says to the assistant, "No, this just can't be right! I've been an expert in this field for 43 years and I still don't recognize any of these sounds."
The assistant apologizes again and lifts the needle to the next track.
The expert throws off the headphones as soon as it starts playing and is fuming with rage.
"This is outrageous false advertising! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and no European wasp has ever made a sound like the ones on this record!"
The manager of the shop overhears the commotion and walks over.
"What seems to be the problem, sir?"
"This is an outrage! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps. Nobody knows more about them than I do. There is no way in hell that the sounds on that record were made by European wasps!"
The manager glances down and notices the problem instantly.
"I'm terribly sorry, sir. It appears we've been playing you the bee side."
w h e e z e
PPP PP loans?
I asked him "Are you by any chance a pole- vaulter?"
He looked surprised "Nein, I'm German, but how did you know my name vas Valter?"
Baroque
To cover what he e-i-e-i owes.
It's enormous. It seems likes it's been around forever. It is growing every day. It's something that will be passed onto our children and grandchildren.
“You have an outstanding bill!”
Apparently he's a bit Turklish.
After you come out, you're American...
What are you when you're in the bathroom?
European
(as told by my 10 year old daughter)
They fired all Naan essential staff.
I’m hoping to get a stimulus Czech.
1 GB.
A mid-wife crisis.
They put the "i" in between the "debt", so now I am in debt.
25.4 millimeter-iladas.
A-loan
Edit: whose
Everyone thinks I'm have a Midwife crisis.
But that would cause an ecological crisis.
European
“Mom, I’m Hungary”
(Eastern euro joke 7/7)
He Finnished first.
European
European.
Hey, stop using such Bulgar language
(Eastern euro joke 6/7)
Feyoncé
They twerk from home.
The US needs less writing off death, more writing off debt
Pilgrims
She had a midwife crisis
But I'm worried I'll be drowning in debt
He was Russian to get it done
(Eastern euro joke 2/7)
An Alban-o
(Eastern euro joke 1/7)
Czech your privilege
(Eastern euro joke 4/7)
I’ll Serb you shortly sir.
(Eastern Euro joke 3/7)
