I went to a costume party dressed as a Euro. When asked what I was I told people I was new Italian currency...
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What happens when the U.S. Mint stops producing currency?
I donβt know, it makes no sense.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
My business of making T-shirts decorated with dayglo currency was struggling, so I asked my dad for advice.
He said, βIβve told you a million times, money doesnβt glow on Tees.β
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︎ Oct 25 2020
After many years of designing, the government has released a new type of currency made out of herbs.
They spent a lot of thyme on it, but now it's mint.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
What type of currency do aliens use in outer space?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Crypto-currency has become so popular in Iceland that bit-mining has now overtaken the countryβs music industry in total bandwidth usage.
This comes as little surprise however, as Icelandβs BjΓΆrk has always been worse than their byte.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
I donβt understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.
It was a cents-less crime.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Did you hear that due to the high demand for toilet paper they are going to allow it to be used as currency?
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︎ Mar 26 2020
Without coins, the US currency would be utter non-cents
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︎ Oct 22 2019
Iβm the repairman for the paper currency machine.
My job doesnβt make cents.
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︎ May 17 2020
The Norwegian currency has taken ill.
Itβs got the Kroner virus.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
What kind of currency does the Space Force use?
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︎ Nov 22 2018
Which country really controls European currency?
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︎ Jan 20 2020
They recently decided on a universal currency
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︎ Feb 05 2020
What currency do Canadian pirates use?
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︎ Jan 01 2020
A man from Bahrain was so hungry, he could have eaten American currency...
But he exchanged it and had his dinar.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
What do you call an old German currency that can double as a page finder?
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︎ Dec 25 2019
I hear they use bread as currency in jail
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︎ May 31 2019
The Swiss currency is, francly, excellent
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︎ Mar 01 2019
Whatβs the currency used in alien society?
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︎ Sep 02 2018
What does a guy from the Czech Republic do after he's told a joke about Israeli currency?
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Did you know people used to use spices as currency?
It's like the old saying goes: thyme is money.
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︎ Nov 07 2015
What currency is in Amsterdam?
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︎ Mar 04 2019
Even with new types of currency we still carry coins which have been around for ever.
In a cents, money never changes
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︎ Jan 14 2019
What do pickles use as currency?
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︎ Dec 06 2018
Why cant we mint currency from antimony?! Why!? Why!?
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︎ Feb 16 2019
I'm starting a cute little shop that sells doors... but the the only form of currency we take is marijuana
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︎ Jan 28 2019
What's the one currency Superman can't hold?
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︎ Dec 10 2017
The one cent penny and other low-value currency are used very little these days.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
If intelligence was a currency...
Would it be called "common cents"?
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︎ Mar 06 2015
I just compared a few currencies and korea won.
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︎ Dec 20 2017
If we used igneous rock as currency weβd take everything for granite.
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︎ Oct 12 2018
A joke about German currency
Why doesn't Germany just call their currency Ger-Money?
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︎ Dec 21 2016
I just found out the galaxy's universal currency.
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︎ Aug 19 2018
Ive de-faced federal currency
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︎ Jul 23 2017
If air was currency...
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︎ May 08 2013
What currency do astronauts use?
Starbucks!
Works best when driving / walking past a Starbucks or when you're in a Starbucks.
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︎ Jul 23 2016
What currency do astronauts use in space?
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︎ Jun 05 2020
What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?
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︎ Sep 06 2016
Starbucks is alien currency.
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︎ Jun 21 2019
What does a civilization in space use as a currency?
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︎ Apr 02 2019
What currency do they use in outer space
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