At the local donation center, only one guy donated anything, and it was a box of poop!
But hey, at least he gave a shit.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my carβs center console.
It was my climb-it change.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
In Yosemite, I once found a chunk of metal that was more dense in the center of it.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
I went to the garden center today and bought a Christmas Tree.
The assistant asked me, βWill you be putting that up yourself?β I replied, βNo, Iβll be putting it up in my living room.β
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︎ Sep 25 2020
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a hamster?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
I frantically rushed to the computer service center to repair my storage device before it died
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Whatβs at the center of a manta ray?
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︎ Jun 22 2020
The cake shows up to the talent show and takes center stage. When the judge asks what is his talent. He replies...
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︎ Jun 16 2020
The 'i' of the hurricane is exactly at the center of the word
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︎ Apr 13 2020
I stepped into this group and found myself in the center of a... pundemic
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Somebody stopped me the other day in the shopping center and said "oh, sorry, i thought you were someone else" .
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︎ Apr 28 2020
I just saw a ship builder hit a guy with a structure that runs along the center of a ship's bottom...
He keeled the other fellow just like that!
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I was going to make a dad joke about the center of the earth...
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︎ Jun 24 2020
My friend the photographer always trims the outer edges of his pictures to be curved so that every edge is equidistant from the center...
He liked making crop circles.
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Why did the man buy a tire storage center?
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︎ May 18 2020
What happens in the poke center stays in the pokecenter
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︎ Dec 08 2019
Did you hear about the new sign they put on the lawn of the rehab center?
It says βKeep off the grassβ
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︎ Mar 04 2020
My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...
It'd make cents off so many levels.
/edit:rephrased punchline
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︎ Feb 29 2020
The National Center for Disease Control just downgraded the coronavirus.
They say itβs a corona lite virus now.
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︎ Feb 07 2020
What US state is round on the sides but tall in the center?
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︎ Oct 12 2019
The guy who paints the center line down the highway came into my deli for a quick bite...
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︎ Jan 27 2020
You know what they say about the food at meditation centers?
It may not take up all your stomach but it will always keep your mind full
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︎ Jan 23 2020
When the teacher asked where the apple's seeds are located, little Johnny said "the center."
She said, "that's almost core-rect."
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︎ Jan 07 2020
The man at the recycling center seemed so sad
So I asked "Why so down in the dumps?"
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︎ Dec 24 2019
What language do they speak at the center of the earth
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︎ Apr 28 2019
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center... The interviewer asked me if I can work well under pressure
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︎ Jul 13 2019
Did you know in which language was the movie "Journey to the center of the Earth" released first??
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︎ Oct 02 2019
How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Give me a second; it's on the tip of my tongue.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
The center of a donut might be fat free
but it tastes like nothing.
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︎ Aug 24 2019
Wondering why he is the center of talk, lately
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︎ Apr 11 2019
What do you call it when a stalagmite and a stalactites finally bump into each other in the center of a cave?
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︎ Jun 10 2019
Rumor has it Uranus has a black hole in the center of it.
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︎ Jan 12 2019
Just as we started leaving the center of the Arctic
Everything started going south.
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︎ Apr 20 2019
This morning a criminal broke into the dog rescue center and released all the dogs!
The police are stillβ desperately looking for any leads..
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︎ Nov 07 2017
I signed up to take a tour of all the shopping centers in my area, but it was really disappointing
Once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
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︎ Dec 31 2018
I saw there were organic Jazz apples for sale at the produce center
So I thought I should Take 5!
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Vandals damaged a lot of plants at the local garden center with herbicide...
Police are trying to Roundup the suspects.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
What do you call a mountain lion that always wants to be the center of attention ?
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︎ Dec 29 2018
What language do they speak at the center of the earth?
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︎ Oct 10 2019
What language do they speak at the center of the earth
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︎ Dec 05 2018
What language do they speak at the center of the earth?
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︎ Mar 19 2019
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