Yesterday I went to the local recycling center
It was rubbish
I finally got the Covid vaccine yesterday and as I was driving I noticed my vision was blurry. I called the vaccination center and asked if I should go to the doctor or hospital. They said no.
But they encouraged me to immediately return to the vaccination center to pick up my glasses.
I went to the garden center today and bought a Christmas Tree
The assistant asked me, “Will you be putting that up yourself?” I replied, “hell no, I’ll be putting it up in my living room.”
Told my kid that I was taking my Mom to a Covid Vaccine event at the convention center.
They said, “Oh, a mass shooting.”
I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my car’s center console.
It was my climb-it change.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a hamster?
The cake shows up to the talent show and takes center stage. When the judge asks what is his talent. He replies...
"Icing"
My friend the photographer always trims the outer edges of his pictures to be curved so that every edge is equidistant from the center...
He liked making crop circles.
I was going to make a dad joke about the center of the earth...
but I’m above that.
My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...
It'd make cents off so many levels.
/edit:rephrased punchline
I went to make a sandwich and found there was a hole going through the center of some of the slices.
So this is why it's called "hole wheat"
Did you know in which language was the movie "Journey to the center of the Earth" released first??
Core-on
How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Give me a second; it's on the tip of my tongue.
I signed up to take a tour of all the shopping centers in my area, but it was really disappointing
Once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
What do you call a mountain lion that always wants to be the center of attention ?
A puma-donna
I wanted to get to the center of the strawberry that never told the truth...
So I went into the lie berry
I went to the garden center today and bought a Christmas Tree.
The assistant asked me, “Will you be putting that up yourself?” I replied, “No, I’ll be putting it up in my living room.”
