At the Center Puns

A list of puns related to "At the Center"

What’s at the center of a manta ray?

The manticore

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👤︎ u/ThunderAlex2
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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The 'i' of the hurricane is exactly at the center of the word
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👤︎ u/BoBoAngstyZebra
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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You know what they say about the food at meditation centers?

It may not take up all your stomach but it will always keep your mind full

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👤︎ u/bellicose_buddha
📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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The man at the recycling center seemed so sad

So I asked "Why so down in the dumps?"

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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What language do they speak at the center of the earth

Core-ean

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👤︎ u/JAEAerbest
📅︎ Apr 28 2019
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I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center... The interviewer asked me if I can work well under pressure
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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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I saw there were organic Jazz apples for sale at the produce center

So I thought I should Take 5!

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👤︎ u/musichorn
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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Vandals damaged a lot of plants at the local garden center with herbicide...

Police are trying to Roundup the suspects.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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So o was at the center of the earth but I couldn’t understand what they were saying

Because they were talking in core-ean

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👤︎ u/chh147
📅︎ Dec 16 2018
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The landscapers at Johnson Space Center knew their jobs well..

They were specialists in ground control.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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The parking lot at the shopping center was broken.

I guess there were malfunctioning mall functions.

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👤︎ u/Pietdagamer
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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What kind of jokes do you find at the center of the earth ?

Core-ney ones.

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👤︎ u/tinyroundballs
📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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Did you hear about the pokeman trainer who was sleeping in the camping store at the shopping center?

Apparently he cot the mall.

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👤︎ u/ieGod
📅︎ Jun 09 2018
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I failed inspection at the recycling center I work at

They said the place was a dump.

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👤︎ u/ajacksified
📅︎ Sep 07 2017
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Dadjoke at the Cancer Center...

They keep it at about 18 degrees C here at work, so we give out a lot of warm blankets to patients.

The warmer ran out, and soon after, sure enough, a patient asked me for one.

So I said: "Sorry, we're all out. They're a hot commodity!"

They grimaced...but it could have been the cancer.

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👤︎ u/Bindher_Dundat
📅︎ Aug 27 2014
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My dad got me at the adoption center

So we (my sister Shannen, my girlfriend Kallie, and my dad) are adopting a dog today and we are waiting in line for the centert to open.

Shannen: I hear they have a bunch of pit bull mixes.

Me: Do you guys want a pit bull?

Kallie: Pit Bulls are super sweet, it just depends on how they're raised

Dad: I don't know... I don't really like his music

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👤︎ u/B_jerrell
📅︎ Apr 25 2015
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I thought I saw Marty McFly at the garden center yesterday...

I'm not sure, but he had his back to the fuchsias.

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👤︎ u/PannacottaArmy
📅︎ Oct 22 2015
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What's at the center of a Costco?

The Costcore.

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👤︎ u/JoeyHollywood
📅︎ Jan 14 2017
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What language do they speak at the center of the earth?

Core-ean

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👤︎ u/Zombiemonkey04
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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What language do they speak at the center of the earth

Core-ean

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👤︎ u/Zucc_the_lizard
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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What language do they speak at the center of the earth?

Core-ean

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👤︎ u/aw10365
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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What language do they speak at the center of the earth?

Core-ean

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👤︎ u/Acoolgamer6706
📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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What language do they speak at the center of the Earth?

Core-an

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👤︎ u/Christletoe
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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