Apple Core Puns

A list of puns related to "Apple Core"

As an Android user, I finally gave in and bought my first Apple device. I have to say I'm impressed, even if it only has a single-core processor

Pic of my new device here - http://i.imgur.com/UwQ8ZUE.jpg

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👤︎ u/borick
📅︎ Oct 23 2014
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Who is Sam?

And why has he sung?

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👤︎ u/TheAvacadoBandit
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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My girlfriends's dadjoke on computer specs completely blindsided us last night.

"I wonder if quad core or duo core matters much..."

"Well, Apple's have a single core, and they run fine."

*Cue groaning

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👤︎ u/cofenn
📅︎ May 25 2015
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Dadjoked my son's friends in an online game. Nobody laughed.

Last night I was playing an online game with some of my son's friends, and one randomly texted on the in-game chat: "I just ate an apple. RAW!"

I wrote back, "That's hard core!"

Nobody laughed. At least, that I saw. :(

Edit: Holy moly, it gets mediocre response two days ago when it's posted, then it blows up over the weekend. Thanks for all the upvotes, folks! Love all the other terrible jokes & puns on here!

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👤︎ u/akambe
📅︎ Jul 25 2014
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