A friend of mine needs skin grafts for surgery, but thankfully, he doesn't need donors.
That's no skin off of my nose!
Does anyone know if doctors could take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?
Ass skin for a friend.
My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.
His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.
I know a kid who was born without eyelids. His parents decided to have him circumcised and used his foreskin as a skin graft for his eyelids. The surgery went really well....
.... although afterwards he was a bit cockeyed.
Is it possible to get a skin graft from your butt?
Ass-skin for a friend.
Does anyone know if it's possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn't family?
Arse skin for a friend.
Did you hear about the botanist that tried to graft a cranberry onto an apple tree?
The results weren’t so good. He got a crapple
Why did the dog fail writing class?
Because he only turns in ruff graft
My Dad just woke up from a quadruple heart bypass
My Dad just had a Cardiac Arterial Bypass Graft (Cabg for short). When we were allowed to see him on the ward his first words were 'do you know where we are?'
Worried he was still confused from the drugs we told him 'ITU Dad, you've just had surgery?'
'No,' he said, 'we're on a dual cabbage way.'
Thanks Dad.
Can you give someone a skin graft from your butt?
Ass skin for a friend
Is it ok to take dermis from your butt and graft it onto your mate?
Ass skin for a friend.
Can you give someone a skin graft from your butt?
Ass skin for a friend
Can you give someone a skin graft from your butt?
Ass skin for a friend.
Does anybody know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn't family?
Arse skin for a friend
Can you give someone a skin graft from your butt?
Ass skin for a friend
