A friend of mine needs skin grafts for surgery, but thankfully, he doesn't need donors.

That's no skin off of my nose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Does anyone know if doctors could take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?

Ass skin for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigjambo1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.

His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I know a kid who was born without eyelids. His parents decided to have him circumcised and used his foreskin as a skin graft for his eyelids. The surgery went really well....

.... although afterwards he was a bit cockeyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceberg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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A sign at a Nursery...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PirateboarderLife
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Is it possible to get a skin graft from your butt?

Ass-skin for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schwongs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Skin graft query
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zlotnleo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Skin graft query
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuxNocte
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Does anyone know if it's possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn't family?

Arse skin for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Did you hear about the botanist that tried to graft a cranberry onto an apple tree?

The results weren’t so good. He got a crapple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Why did the dog fail writing class?

Because he only turns in ruff graft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotLintong
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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My Dad just woke up from a quadruple heart bypass

My Dad just had a Cardiac Arterial Bypass Graft (Cabg for short). When we were allowed to see him on the ward his first words were 'do you know where we are?'

Worried he was still confused from the drugs we told him 'ITU Dad, you've just had surgery?'

'No,' he said, 'we're on a dual cabbage way.'

Thanks Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morovai
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2015
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Can you give someone a skin graft from your butt?

Ass skin for a friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Is it ok to take dermis from your butt and graft it onto your mate?

Ass skin for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheineken
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Can you give someone a skin graft from your butt?

Ass skin for a friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Can you give someone a skin graft from your butt?

Ass skin for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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Does anybody know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn't family?

Arse skin for a friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suicidekiller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Can you give someone a skin graft from your butt?

Ass skin for a friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mackaygeorge
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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