A list of puns related to "Grafting"
Arse skin for a friend.
Ass skin for a friend.
That's no skin off of my nose!
His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.
.... although afterwards he was a bit cockeyed.
Ass-skin for a friend.
The results werenβt so good. He got a crapple
Because he only turns in ruff graft
My Dad just had a Cardiac Arterial Bypass Graft (Cabg for short). When we were allowed to see him on the ward his first words were 'do you know where we are?'
Worried he was still confused from the drugs we told him 'ITU Dad, you've just had surgery?'
'No,' he said, 'we're on a dual cabbage way.'
Thanks Dad.
Ass skin for a friend
Ass skin for a friend.
Ass skin for a friend
Arse skin for a friend.
Ass skin for a friend.
Arse skin for a friend
Ass skin for a friend
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