Nike/Apple pun
If Nike did line of branded Apple Macbooks, would it be called Nike Air Macs?
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store...
does that make you an iWitness?!
Apple is designing a new car.
But they’re having trouble installing windows.
What are you called if you are shopping at an Apple store when it’s robbed?
I saw the Apple store get robbed once
Apples new Bluetooth accessory: the iTanic...
....is guaranteed to sync.
Did you know Apple is working on an EV?
Has anyone seen it? I am looking for some iWitness’s
Why should you not fart in Apple store?
Because there are no windows.
What’s worse than finding a caterpillar whilst eating an apple?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Who do teachers blame when dealing with bad apples?
What do you call an apple that falls far from the tree?
Why isn't there an Apple iPhone Fold?
Because Apple don't want iPhone to be afoldable.
Have you been to an apple store? You can't breathe in there.
An apple pie in Jamaica is £1.50, a cherry pie in Barbados is £1.60 and a mince pie in Trinidad is £1.80.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Ill see myself out
The other night at dinner we were discussing the Apple/Hyundai teamup when...
...my oldest asks, "If they make an Apple Car, will it still have windows?"
I was so proud.
The Apple Store was just robbed...
The thieves were easily idefinied from all of the iWitness accounts
Did you hear about Apple buying the rights to Bambi?
They'll use it for the launch of the new iFawn.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Your entire family dying in a fire....
True story: My family and I were walking at an apple orchard today when my 6-year-old noticed a discarded apple and asked "Why is there an apple under a pine tree?"
I responded without missing a beat, "That, my son, is a pine apple."
Shoutout to the mom passing by who witnessed and appreciated this gem.
I just downloaded the new app which will evaluate you bank account and tell you which Apple product you can afford. Turns out I can afford,
Apple announced a new product for wives that helps cope with spontaneous dad jokes throughout their day.
The iRoll
Edit: thank you kind strangers for the awards! I told my wife we've struck gold and she immediately upgraded to the newest iRoll v2 software!!!
I once cut myself in an Apple store
It was because of the cutting edge technology.
Why was Sam the bard kicked out of the Apple store?
How am I supposed to find the Big Apple?
I don’t even know where the Minneapolis!
There was a robbery at the local Apple store today.
Its ok though, they caught the guy, there was an iWitness.
Apple would never make a house
Because they would have to install Windows on it
Apple just announced their new electric vehicle, the iCar, coming in 2024. Rumor is they’re working on a self driving boat as well.
They’re going to call it the iAye
McDonalds is working with Apple to create a huge gaming computer
They're calling it the Big Mac
What happens when an apple experiences unrequited love?
Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."
What did the Apple OS say to the Windows OS when it wanted to merge?
When someone sees you with Apple product.
What do you after an Apple turns bad?
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
Proud of my son coming up with this joke.. Doctor: don’t eat too many apples...
Otherwise you will turn into an Iron man
How many apples grow on a tree?
The Evil Queen was great at growing poisoned apples.
She was, however, terrible at cultivating evil pluots.
I can't use my laptop anymore because someone spilled apple juice on it.
What did Apple call the small country they bought off the coast of Wales?
If you see a crime at the Apple Store...
Does that make you a an iWitness
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan?
We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the...
why should not fart in a apple store?
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
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