A for Apple Puns

A list of puns related to "A for Apple"

Apple announced a new product for wives that helps cope with spontaneous dad jokes throughout their day.

The iRoll

Edit: thank you kind strangers for the awards! I told my wife we've struck gold and she immediately upgraded to the newest iRoll v2 software!!!

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👤︎ u/Use2HandsPlease
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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👤︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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There’s a new Apple service for leaving angry reviews.

iRate.

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👤︎ u/Punnygeist
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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Why is it harder for Orange Juice to slide across a floor than apple juice?

Pulp Friction

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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A thousand dollars for a new Apple monitor holder?

Now that's grandstanding.

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👤︎ u/titanroller
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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A man recently immigrated to a new land were he doesn’t speak the language. His fellow workers take him to lunch everyday. One of them teaches him to order Apple Pie and Coffee for himself. For weeks, this is all he orders.

Morning, Apple Pie and Coffee. Noon, Apple Pie and Coffee. Night, Apple Pie and Coffee. Getting tired of this same meal, he asks his coworkers to teach him a new dish to order. He learns Steak and Eggs.

Waitress: Hiya hon’, Apple Pie and Coffee as usual?

Man (smiling proudly): Steak and Eggs!

Waitress: Oh! Changing it up to day! How would you like your eggs? Scrambled, sunny side up, poached, fried? How would you like your steak? Rare, medium rare, medium, medium well, well? . . . . . .

Man: ... Apple Pie and Coffee.

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👤︎ u/ObiOneToo
📅︎ Dec 26 2018
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Guys, I got a new Apple Watch for Christmas!
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👤︎ u/ItzYaBoi25
📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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A name for Apple Chargers

Apple Juice

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👤︎ u/Ben142266
📅︎ Aug 17 2018
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I have been looking for an apple I lost a few hours ago...

So far, the search has remained fruitless.

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👤︎ u/tl0306
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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Apple are developing a new app for M.I.5

It's called the iSpy

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👤︎ u/GodEmprahBidoof
📅︎ Aug 21 2018
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i asked a girl wearing fur boots and Apple Bottom jeans for water

needless to say, shawty got l'eau

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👤︎ u/gowthamcity
📅︎ Sep 02 2016
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Where do fancy apples go to for a party?

Royal gala

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👤︎ u/Other_Vader
📅︎ Nov 25 2017
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Take a look at the new apple car, they apologize for not using windows... imgur.com/X7Dg1yN
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👤︎ u/i81potato
📅︎ Sep 15 2013
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Apple should make a dating/hook-up app for Muslims...

...and call it iSlam.

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👤︎ u/necromancer9
📅︎ Dec 11 2013
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What do you call an Apple update for a pirate?

An iPatch.

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👤︎ u/everabove
📅︎ Mar 16 2016
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Does anyone have a recipe for apple juice and hot dogs?

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted tonight and she said she could use a foot-long in cider.

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👤︎ u/JoshTay
📅︎ Jan 06 2015
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I have a really strong feeling that there are some dads working for Apple
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👤︎ u/TCall126
📅︎ Sep 22 2013
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I don't understand why those alphabet books for kids always use "A is for Apple,"

...they could literally pick anything.

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👤︎ u/CrazyIraandtheDouche
📅︎ Feb 27 2015
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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👤︎ u/noblegreed
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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If A is for "Apple", B is for "Banana", then what is C four?

Explosives

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👤︎ u/steveb106
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?

Plastic explosives

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👤︎ u/joec0ld
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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If A is for apples and B is for bananas then what is c for?

Plastic explosives.

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👤︎ u/talpa710
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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If a is for Apple and b is for banana....what is c for?

Plastic explosives

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👤︎ u/timmyjaymes
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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If A is for Apple and B is for banana, then what's C for?

Plastic explosives.

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👤︎ u/TippTop
📅︎ May 04 2019
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