It could all be fixed with a simple tendon transplant, but the surgery is so expensive, and I'm really worried about going under the knife. I guess it's just not a wrist I'm willing to take.
... so I'm taking the day off to give her a hand :D. (Actually happening. Wish us luck!!)
Before the doctors put him under, he asked "Will I be able to play the violin after this surgery?"
The doctors said, "Of course."
He replies, "Good, because I couldn't play it before."
What kind of math do birds use?
Owl-gebra
What kind of math does a farmer use?
Cow-culus
What kind of math should you avoid if you have carpal tunnel?
A-wrist-metic
Which mathematical process would you use to find the total amount of chinaware you have?
Ad-dish-on
Which mathematical process would be most commonly found in a 1950's style diner?
Malt-iplication
If one runner on team injured her leg, how would you find out how many can still run?
Sub-track-tion
the Carpal Tunnels
Me: "I think I have carpal tunnel"
Dad: "I think I have sergeant bridges"
