What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?
Shoutout to my fingers
I can always count on them
What has 5 fingers, but isn't your hand?
I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand, I’m okay.
What's it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
I broke a finger today.
Well, on the other hand, I'm okay.
Big shout out to my fingers...
I can always count on them!
I went to the doctor to get a splint for my sprained finger and instead got the COVID-19 vaccine.
I guess, I had a little vaccident.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says
I bought a container of protein powder, but then had to spend several seconds with my fingers knuckle-deep in the powder itself, trying to fish out the little plastic scoop that’s included.
Man I’m glad that’s out of the whey.
I hurt my finger playing Minecraft
It’s okay. Just a minor injury
What is the worst part about losing your index finger?
There is no point to your hand anymore
We got a new microwave at work. After heating my food for the first time in the new microwave I go to my colleagues and say to them "I just cut my fingers on the new microwave!"
They all startled "what happened?"
I reply "it's Sharp!"
They murmured something and left the room...
What did the electrician say when his kid stuck his finger in the socket?
If given the choice of which part of your face to insert a finger,
Would you pick your nose?
Why would a Proctologist use 2 fingers during an exam?
I was trying to learn how to snap my fingers...
If a gardener has green fingers what does a hacker have?
You’re not just pulling a finger...
You’re priming a joke machine!
But dad, Tommy's father lets him eat his fries with his fingers!
He's wrong, son. The fingers should be eaten separately.
I cut my finger chopping cheese
but I think that I may have grater problems.
What did the thumb say to the finger?
My daughter broke her finger today,
but on the other hand she was completely fine.
What do you call an extra finger?
I don’t know, but you can always count on it more than the others.
What do you call an artist with brown fingers ?
How many fingers does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers.
"I'll take 5 beers, please " he said.
A friend of mine cut his finger off at work...
I suppose he'll be getting severance pay.
I have a scar from an axe on my finger
"There are five types of people..." *holds up two fingers *
Those who understand roman numerals, and those who don't...
Why did the baker have brown fingers?
There is nothing stronger than a finger gun...
don't stick your finger in crazy
I tried finger food for the first time
Luckily I only used five so I could still hold it
Cut my finger while I was baking ...
You can't get blood out of a scone.
Broke ny finger today
On the other hand i am ok
What is the opposite of lady fingers?
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says
What's the opposite of Lady Fingers?
I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand, I'm okay.
I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand I'm ok.
I just broke my finger...
But on the other hand, I’m okay.
What is the opposite of lady fingers?
What’s the opposite of lady fingers?
What’s the opposite of Lady Fingers?
What’s the opposite of lady fingers?
What’s the opposite of lady fingers
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