Time to show some emotions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tony_zheng
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I wanted to make a new soft drink called Emotions

But my therapist thought that was a bad idea. He said it was not healthy to bottle emotions. Others told me that the product would fizz in sales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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As I expected, my therapist told me that I have a problem verbalizing my emotions.

Can’t say I’m surprised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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This morning, after a long night of binging, I got out of bed and looked in the mirror. I saw my haggard, worn-out body and overcome with emotion I realised that for the sake of my family I had to quit cold turkey.

I'm going vegan today.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Is what they say your a plant with emotions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jokesniff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Doctor: Did you know that you have a serious problem vocalizing your emotions?

Man: Can’t say that I’m surprised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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Doors have emotions too...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farhan_Hyder
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Whenever I see a girl I like with another man I feel prisoner to my emotions and spend a night in jailousy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItBeLikeThatm8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Emotion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jus4Laffs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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My therapist told me that I have trouble identifying my emotions.

Not too sure how I feel about that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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What do you call a bears emotions when he is sad?

He’s un-bear-able

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegendNub
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What has the most pent-up emotions?

Electricity, it always needs an outlet.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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A robber stole my emotions

I don't know how to feel about this

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Two Greek people had a poetry contest. One of them wrote an excellent poem conveying deep emotions. The other person's poem is just one-character long. In the end, the short poem won

because it is just beta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louisng114
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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I'm a sea of emotions

I'm an emocean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGamerBoy015
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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My Taiwanese boss is a real go getter but often has difficulty expressing his emotions effectively.

I guess you could say he has a Taipei personality.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EeyoreSmooth11
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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What’s the emotion called when a vampire has a deep feeling or anxiety about biting someone?

Fangst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremy_k1976
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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Duct tape is useful for almost everthing, if only it worked for emotions

Tear-Duct Tape

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxtheloco
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Have you seen that clown that has a really hard time controlling his emotions?

He is hysterical.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hann1980
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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What's a convicted criminal called who plays with other people's emotions?

An emoticon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turcois
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2015
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My therapist just told me that I have serious trouble verbalizing my emotions.

Can’t say I’m surprised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Whenever I see a girl I like with another man I feel prisoner to my emotions

I spend a night in Jailousy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItBeLikeThatm8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Doctor: Did you know that you have a severe inability to vocalize your emotions?

Me: β€œI can’t say I’m surprised.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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