this plays off another, funnier post but i couldn't find it again
In smiles per hour!
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All over the world countries are trying to flatten the curve.
B+
Because they drift.
He took this out of his wallet. Apparently he's been caring it around since the 80s: http://imgur.com/ri2NcWR. Making dad jokes before he was even a dad!
"Hi pregnant, I'm dad"
My little pony: frenchship is magic
But my daughter and her husband insist they can manage on their own.
Happy Ο day!
When I said yes he pulled a picture of the cleaning products "pride" and "joy". The man carries these pictures in his wallet at all times.
The Joy Division song was in turn named after a novel by J. G. Ballard. This makes 'The Atrocity Exhibition' the book the song the album is named after is named after.
He said they were fruit smoothies.
I started working as a teacher's assistant in a kindergarten class this year and am loving it so far.
Last week, a kid said to me, "Mr. Xy, I'm hungry." I responded with the classic, "Hi hungry, I'm Mr. Xy." The entire table I was working with erupted in laughter - they had never heard that joke before. I was 100% expecting a groan from them. Since then, almost everyday, the kids set me up to tell it again.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
http://www.mtfca.com/discus/messages/411944/471066.jpg
(he kept it in his wallet)
My son asked me this morning why our 10 year old dog is no good with Linux. Then he explained to me that "you can't teach an old dog Gnu tricks."
...and pulled this out of his wallet.
Half of my coworkers had new drivers installed to fix a image view problem. I am still waiting. Co-worker "I hit the new driver" Me "I want a new driver, just call me Miss Daisy"
After having completed a task: Dad: Joy was had. Me: By all? Dad: No, just by half Joy isn't that much of a slut.
So I am on my way home from work on the 12:25 northbound. The train is filled with drunk Bears fans who are passing out on seats. The conductor just messaged, "Reminder to all Bears fans, this is the last train of the night. Please keep your Bear hats, Bear shirts, and Bear feet off the other seats so that others may use them."
It was a good chuckle, definately worth remembering.
