A Font of Joy
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I hope this *sparked* some joy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaybeDuck
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?

B+

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Char0626
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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This gave me a lot joy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/narwhal-lord14
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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I think Nintendo produces their joy-cons on Tokyo

Because they drift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swanton141
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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It brings me joy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bsmyers479
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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The joy of dinosaur puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/codevoid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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A woman goes up to her boyfriend and says "honey, I have some bad news for you. I'm pregnant". He looks her with tears of joy and pride in his eyes and says ...

"Hi pregnant, I'm dad"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thezekroman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Today has been absolutely amazing. The amount of joy I've experienced is uncountable!

Happy Ο€ day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGayWildGoose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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One of the joys of parenthood is to snuggle into your child’s bed during a thunderstorm to make sure they’re not scared.

But my daughter and her husband insist they can manage on their own.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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My dad asked if we wanted to see a picture of his pride and joy [x-post /r/funny]

He took this out of his wallet. Apparently he's been caring it around since the 80s: http://imgur.com/ri2NcWR. Making dad jokes before he was even a dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cali_grown22
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2014
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What do you call a animal based childrens show about the joys of french citizenship

My little pony: frenchship is magic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ultra_scrub
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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My friends grandfather asked Me if I wanted to see a picture of his "pride and joy"

When I said yes he pulled a picture of the cleaning products "pride" and "joy". The man carries these pictures in his wallet at all times.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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Danny Brown's latest album was titled Atrocity Exhibition, after a Joy Division song.

The Joy Division song was in turn named after a novel by J. G. Ballard. This makes 'The Atrocity Exhibition' the book the song the album is named after is named after.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedKoiBlueKoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2017
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Want to see a picture of my pride and joy?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDeez444
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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A guy came into my office today and showed me a picture of his pride and joy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imperfect5outof7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2017
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I want to show you guys my pride and joy imgur.com/ZifCNZt
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2013
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I was walking down the street in Heaven, and I saw a guy selling smoothies made of love, joy, and peace

He said they were fruit smoothies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Natch42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2016
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On the joys of growing up

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinosaurking88
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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I always keep a photo of my pride and joy at work.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalfGingGhost
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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[Meta] The joys of working in a kindergarten class

I started working as a teacher's assistant in a kindergarten class this year and am loving it so far.

Last week, a kid said to me, "Mr. Xy, I'm hungry." I responded with the classic, "Hi hungry, I'm Mr. Xy." The entire table I was working with erupted in laughter - they had never heard that joke before. I was 100% expecting a groan from them. Since then, almost everyday, the kids set me up to tell it again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderCunningham
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2016
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My dad would always ask people if they wanted to see his pride & joy and show them this...

http://www.mtfca.com/discus/messages/411944/471066.jpg

(he kept it in his wallet)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KorCar1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2015
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My Pride and Joy

My son asked me this morning why our 10 year old dog is no good with Linux. Then he explained to me that "you can't teach an old dog Gnu tricks."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tallpapab
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2014
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A dad I work with asked me if I wanted to see a picture of his pride and joy...

...and pulled this out of his wallet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casserpi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2014
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Laying down the joy at work.

Half of my coworkers had new drivers installed to fix a image view problem. I am still waiting. Co-worker "I hit the new driver" Me "I want a new driver, just call me Miss Daisy"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mdroke
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2014
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My dad and Joy

After having completed a task: Dad: Joy was had. Me: By all? Dad: No, just by half Joy isn't that much of a slut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funnynblonde
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2014
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The joys of Chicago

So I am on my way home from work on the 12:25 northbound. The train is filled with drunk Bears fans who are passing out on seats. The conductor just messaged, "Reminder to all Bears fans, this is the last train of the night. Please keep your Bear hats, Bear shirts, and Bear feet off the other seats so that others may use them."

It was a good chuckle, definately worth remembering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nemesis0320
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2013
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