Every one reading this is on the same page.
Edit: Thanks guys. This is way too much love.
... just remember next year is 2022.
...he even laughs sometimes
After all, it’s twenty twenty too
If it had died in hot, it would have been hell!
He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
...it’s become real handy
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!😁
She's just purrfect or else it would have been a catastrophe.
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
But I can Samurais
Meet Patty.
It really made his dais!
That meant the world to me.
He asked about the neutral wire.
I said "don't worry, its just a phase."
I swear this is a true organic dad joke I had tonight. Felt I’d share it with reddit.
My kid came up to me and says “oh no, look dad, it needs a bandaid” as she gently presents her imaginarily injured bouncy ball.
I looked at my kid and said “I don’t think it needs a bandaid, he looks like he’s going to bounce back”
You will smell like ancient Greece
With all of this “car owner virus” going around
You need to let that mango.
They were called ours
But she still won't admit she framed me.
She picked her nose.
It might be farmer Geddon.
I'm glad that's done and dusted
I call him bagdad.
What with all this talk of car-owner virus
(Lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion.)"
God dammit, dad.
...and I got to keep mine.
She's a keeper.
Me: Super easy. It was right next to the potatoes.
I am a branch manager.
They first suspected they had it when no one could smell what he was cooking.
It was just a hunch.
I talked to her about it, turns out I was wrong, and I stand corrected.
I’m really not sure what I was all bent out of shape about.
Now I’m clean
“Ba-dumm-Tsss”
I just wanted to thank everyone here. My mom has been in the hospital with the virus and being able to send her jokes from here has made her laugh (we both really like puns!) so I just wanted to thank y’all for the fun jokes you post. I know it doesn’t seem like much but it has been very nice to be able to share them with her!
Edit: thank you so much for the awards and well wishes! I 100% did not expect this to blow up like it did and I’m so glad for y’all’s support!!
It's pretty handy
That everyone reading this is on the same page.
