In spite of all our disagreements on Reddit, I’m glad about one thing.

Every one reading this is on the same page.

Edit: Thanks guys. This is way too much love.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Glad I found this sub because I love telling dad jokes

...he even laughs sometimes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ubitquitus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Glad I could deLIVER
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Orange you glad it’s fall??

Lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-constant-beat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Mine would just say "I'm glad you enjoyed my free Willy and we had a whale of a time, but we need to sea otter whales."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenithh7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I’m so glad my post died in new!

If it had died in hot, it would have been hell!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrazilBazil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I’m glad I know sign language...

...it’s become real handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RapiDMillionairE
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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I'm glad my cat is well trained and not aggressive

She's just purrfect or else it would have been a catastrophe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Glad she found it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loki1783
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I'm glad my friend enlightened me on this deal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bflowwolf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Orange you glad I didn’t say banana.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thenotoriouswtf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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My dad was glad when I told him all the people who would be on his roasting panel...

It really made his dais!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I’m glad I don’t drive.

With all of this β€œcar owner virus” going around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biltong17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I'm glad I didn't go with my awkward girlfriend for her plastic surgery consultation...

She picked her nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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My dad is an Iraqi that worked for Glad.

I call him bagdad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamOfSteeI
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Glad we matured
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πŸ‘€︎ u/genesiscreation7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Its times like this Im very glad I can't drive

What with all this talk of car-owner virus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grc208
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I'm so glad our Billy inherited his mother's intelligence

...and I got to keep mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K0ilar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Well glad she’s ok
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chh147
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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Waiter: I’m glad you enjoyed your dinner. How did you find the steak?

Me: Super easy. It was right next to the potatoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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I had a habit of excess masturbation but I'm glad I was able to beat it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devmittal_civ16
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Im glad i dont have to hunt for my food.

I don't even know where sandwiches live.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Killzent
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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I'm glad I'm good at making musical puns

Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronFistHawlucha
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I just turned 18 so I'm glad I'm an adult now....

I just wish my kidneys became adultneys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haanalisk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I've legitimately practiced for this one. I'm so glad I was prepared when it happened.

I'm a teacher, and due to recent storms we've had a few short-lived blackouts.

Today in class the electricity was being fixed by the company and they had to shut the lights off for a few minutes.

Secretary (comes in the room): were there any problems with the lights off?

Me (I've got this, I'm ready!): No, we were delighted.

The secretary left, paused outside and then came back in with the worst glare possible. Yes!!!

Thank you guys, I was prepared.

Edit: Front page!!! Awesome! This is the highlight of my day! Keep your puns coming, I love them all (and I'm secretly practicing them for the proper opportunity).

Thank you so much /user/x9x9x9x9x9 for the gold! It made everything that much better.

Keep your puns coming you guys (especially teachers!).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sal6a
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2016
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I came home at 3 AM. To break the tension I asked my wife "Orange you glad to see me?"

She told me to go sleep on the apri-cot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K941GE
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?

I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Am glad that my potato pasta didn’t have a lock on it

Cause there is Gnocchi to open it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeydaanTheDragon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I'm so glad 2018 is over..

The year of the dog has been quite.. Ruff ruff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fr0896
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I’m so glad I waited until I was married to have sex!

It is so much more fun when you’re cheating on your wife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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I'm so glad that the twitter # was "hashtag" instead of "pound"

Otherwise the #metoo movement would have been awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BGG-prone
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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I'm glad I was able to get my Avengers tickets right when they went on sale this morning.

Half the seats have already been snapped up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zevediah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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I’m adopted, and I’m glad that my parents were honest enough to tell me.

But why every day?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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I'm glad I wasn't born in the Soviet Union.

Whatever I did, I'd be Russian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lykanthrocide
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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glad to know!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirlukethemodest
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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I'm so glad vacuum cleaners are easy to buy.

If they're good, they suck. If they're bad, they suck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilknvn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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After shoveling snow I came inside and said, "Sure glad we didn't get a foot!" and my youngest daughter said,

"In the mail?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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I’m glad that casual hyperboles are on their way out.

It only took a million years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jkeel_v2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Boy, was I glad to see my eye doctor!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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Glad to find out that you can do deadlifts at the gym now

I've always been doing mine at the cemetery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McGroon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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Son, I know you don't always love your job, but just be glad you are not in the tyre business.

.. you would never be able to retire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eothred
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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I’m so glad that my dad got to act upon his dream of being a lion whisperer

Right before he died...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctordoom55
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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I'm really glad , I know sign language

It's pretty handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HahaNotSoFunnycom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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In spite of all our disagreements on Reddit, I’m really glad

That everyone reading this is on the same page.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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I had a habit of excess masturbation but I'm glad I was able to beat it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devmittal_civ16
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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I'm glad I'm good at making musical puns

Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronFistHawlucha
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I’m glad that I know sign language.

It’s pretty handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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I'm glad I know sign language.

It's pretty handy.

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