What do doctors use to diagnose chickens?
How do proctologists make diagnoses?
The process of elimination
If the black guy from House had a seizure from flashing lights, how would House diagnose him?
Guy used to be in the army. Real good looking guy too. Blond hair, tall, blue eyes. But now tends to sick animals, helping to diagnose and treat them so they can get better.
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
My doctor just diagnosed me with a severe lack of awareness.
Man! That came out of nowhere!!
I was just diagnosed with Mime disease...
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants....
BREAKING NEWS: Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus..
In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy.. He presented with vomit on his sweater already.. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti
I was recently diagnosed with bipolar
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
My friend was just diagnosed with a flesh eating bacteria, so I texted him to see how he is doing.
I have been diagnosed with special vision able to identify comic buffoonery and ridiculous humor...
...my optometrist just told me that I'm very farce-sighted.
I've just been diagnosed as color blind
It really came out of the purple
I was diagnosed with a condition where I can't stop making airport jokes.
The doctor said it was terminal
I’ve been diagnosed with a terrible disease that makes me tell an abundance of airport jokes...
The doctor says it’s terminal
I got diagnosed with a bleeding disorder today.
I'm just trying to B positive.
My friend was diagnosed with water on the brain...
We gave him a tap on the head and he is fine now.
I've been worrying a lot about my life since the doctor diagnosed me with insomnia.
It's keeping me up all night.
Today I diagnosed someone with wrinkled clothing. He had an iron deficiency
My Doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation.
Now I'm worried shitless.
A heavy metal fan was diagnosed with coronavirus
He’s down with the sickness
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
I just got back from the doctor, and was diagnosed with a faulty imagination
I can't make this shit up
I was diagnosed as colorblind yesterday
It came completely out of the purple
I've always hated Santa for some reason...
Doctor finally diagnosed me with Claustrophobia,
I’ve been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I’m an airport building.
Alex Tribek was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer
... I guess his life is in Jeopardy
The doctor diagnosed me with impatience; says I only have 6 weeks
But I can’t wait that long...
My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result.
... Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
I can't stop taking money out of every cash machine I walk past...
Doctor has diagnosed I'm suffering from withdrawal symptoms.
I recently got diagnosed with mono, and I feel due to recent events we need to change the name...
From Epstein-barr to Epstein-rope.
My friend is really struggling in trying to make clothes for people diagnosed as anorexic.
It's not really a growing market.
I recently got diagnosed with IBS and Crohn's
It just runs in my genes.
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
My doctor diagnosed me with severe lack of observation.
That came out of nowhere.
I was just diagnosed as colourblind
You know, it really came out of the purple
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants...
I was Diagnosed with chronic fear of Giants
I was recently diagnosed as being colourblind, it really came out of the green.
I have been diagnosed with a very specific type of Amnesia.
It causes me to deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
There is no Cure!
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants...
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
I just got diagnosed as color blind
It really came out of the purple
I was diagnosed as colour blind today.
It really came out of the purple.
I’ve been diagnosed with the fear of giants..
I’ve been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants..
I was just recently diagnosed with colorblindness.
It totally came out of the green.
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