If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, all the other guests are supposed to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear, when she asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?” In my best bear voice, I replied...
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!"
Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?
Whenever my sprinter friend runs a race, he leans over and pretends to vomit
6 pretends to be afraid of 7. When really 9, 8, 10.
So today I fell asleep on the toilet and my two sons love to pretend they are cowboys they saw I was asleep and they put something on my head
When I woke up I realized that there was a bounty on my head
My jackass husband just hit me with this one. Pretend you are on a boat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
My neighbor kept running across my lawn and then pretends to get blown up by explosives.
I’m tired of his mine games.
Sometimes I pretend to steal things
Me (calling out): Hey kid! Pretend to be a cat!
Asked my two year old son if he could pretend to be a horse
My grandma used to pretend she was weaving rugs when she had to think. When she died, she passed the talent to my children.
It's a cherished air-loom in my family.
What do you call a person who pretends to be a college student?
I hired a babysitter the other day who pretends to be an owl
Called her a hootin' nanny
Her: Did you just pretend to like romantic comedies when we were dating?
Me: Yes. I don’t love Love Actually actually.
"Let's both pretend to be famous musical composers; You be Beethoven,...
[Arnold voice]
"...I'll be Bach."
Then turn and walk away.
what do you call a model who pretends to like their job?
(Wife and I laying in bed, dog walks in the room wanting to jump on said bed) Wife: Pretend we're not here
Me: (Sits straight up) Arrgh Mateys!! Are you ready to sail the ocean blue!?
When my wife and I role play, she likes to pretend I'm a rope
she wants me to be extra knotty
Fishing on an inland lake on an island this weekend with my daughter. This island generates lots of power via wind turbines. Anyway, We are on the lake and it gets rough and REALLY windy. Pretend to get mad and yell at the power station...
"Turn off the damn fans, I'm trying to fish over here and you are creating too much wind"...
groans ensue.....
Ever since my wife got fired from the grocery store she developed a terrible disease where she pretends our house is the store and she stocks it full of different products.
It's called Stockholm syndrome
My daughter and I were having a pretend tea party, but she threw me out because I kept pretending to be a Transformer...
I pleaded with her to stay by saying, "No, wait! I can change!"
This old guy comes into my job all the time with dad jokes & i have to pretend they are funny. "Can you name 3 cars that start with P?"
"So there is pontiac. Porsche. Packard.. You know what a Packard is, dont ya? Or is that a little before your time? How old are you? So you know what it is then, right?" So he sets up the joke incorrectly by not giving me a chance to name any. But to him, this joke is SO funny, there is no way to make it unfunny. ".. well none of them because they
all start with gas." Then he turns and acts like he is about to walk out of the store, like he dropped the proverbial mic. So I feign a half smile & say "yep. Gas. Thats a good one."
You shouldn't pretend you have a penis when you don't
My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear, when she asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?” In my best bear voice, I replied...
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!"
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are expected to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases should have no reaction
If the Queen of England farts during dinner, the rest of the guests must pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases should have no reaction.
My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear...
She asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?”
In my best bear voice, I replied, “No thanks, I’m stuffed.”
Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?
Royal etiquette: If Queen Elizabeth accidentally burps during dinner, the other guests must pretend that nothing happened.
Because Noble Gases shouldn’t have any reaction.
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