Once my school had multiple teachers absent and they sent the substitutes to the wrong class AMA

Whoops wrong sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjxdtjtxjynx
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I'm a member of the American Medical Association, AMA.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahotpineapple
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If Pres. Obama did another AMA, can we title it obAMA?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yemers12
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Right now over at r/casualiama there is someone doing an AMA about them being deaf in their left ear.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterPenishood
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I am a dyslexic AMA fighter.

MMA.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My friend wants me to read the details on this website from the Kevin Fiege AMA session...

He doesn't realise I've Reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uncoded_decimal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Found on r/AMA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clutchdanger11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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Saw this on r/AMA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jasonjanak
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Found this sign, AMA imgur.com/l43avZx
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonifiedmarinade
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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This guy in the Bear Grylls AMA knows
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ngabear
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reddit inside (dad) joke: How did the skatepark muralist respond to off-topic questions during his AMA?

"Guys, we're here to talk about ramp art"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_throwaway_natch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2017
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Dad joke found in the Tom Hanks AMA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicTuxedo
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I really hope Ron Howard does an AMA and that he promises somebody something...

...just so I can leave the comment "surely Opie will deliver"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waltpsu
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So Bo Burnham has just dad joked his AMA

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1t9uq6/i_am_a_comedian_named_bo_burnham_my_new_special/ce5sqsv

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sentry125
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2013
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An unexpected dad joke in the Bernie Sanders AMA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pater-Familias
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.

Neil before me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooshoopork4
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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β€œDad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”

Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I left the hospital against medical advice...

AMA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ModusPwnins
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My dad's pick-up line recommendation

So I'm having lunch with the family, and a girl walks in with a Google t shirt.

My dad leans in to me and whispers, "You should go ask that girl if she's 'searching' for you..."

Edit: told my dad about the turnout of this post during dinner and he told me he'd turn my Moto X phone into a Moto Ex phone if I kept using it during family meals. Looks like the fun never ends...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chunkymonkeyman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2014
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This one is from by 7 y/o daughter

Ama (grandma): you’re so tall! it looks like your legs grew a foot!

Daughter: Ama! I’ve always had a foot on my legs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bandit04
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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I checked myself out of the hospital against my doctor's wishes.

AMA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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*knock knock* "Who's there?"

"Pun-patrol! You s-pun around on your chair way beyond government regulations!"

"I can't help it! I'm pun-sexual!"

"Sir, o-pun the door or we will have to use force!"

"Stay back! I have a hostage! I don't care if my crimes will ever get ex-pun-ged!"

"Lay down your wea-pun! Face your pun-ishment!"

"Sir, I just arrived and can confirm, he has a Pun-da!"

"Thank god for your pun-ctuality! This changes everything! Now go and pun-ch down the door!"

crashing noises

"Sir! We have fumes! God, what is this pun-gent smell??"

"Ahaha, you ran into my trap! Now die, Pun-k!"

"AAAAAAAAAAH!"

silence

"No time for com-pun-ction. Come, S-pun-ky, we need to leave. Let's head for Pun-ama."

EDIT: formatting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D0tBlue
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Male 50 Cent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/securitywyrm
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Shitty Photoshop I Made To Annoy My Friend

Credit /u/HauschkasFoot for his glorious AMA question the other day.

http://i.imgur.com/hCn7Y1H.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HansBrixOhNo
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Travis Fimmel Viking/Dadjoker

Travis Fimmel star of the serie Vikings made a dadjoke at his AMA yesterday.

Link to the joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JTabk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2015
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Charles M. Schulz, definitely a dad.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vodenii
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2013
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My brother just dad joked our grandmother right now.

Grandma: "ΒΏDe dΓ³nde vienes?" (Where do you come from?) My brother: "Pues, de mi 'ama." (Well, from my mom.)

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