5 Hilarious Amanda Name Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

As I am checking out, I read his nametag and I ask the large black male cashier, "did your momma really name you Amanda?"

I was very surprised that he responded : "Yes, because I am A Man!"

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👤︎ u/bigfatfloppyjolopy

📅︎ Dec 02 2019

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I named my daughter "Amanda Victoria" but i dont really want her to have a nickname.

Unfortunately i think it might be Manda tory

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👤︎ u/zombiepipes

📅︎ Oct 03 2019

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If I think my son is gay but he dates a girl named Amanda, I’ll know for sure.

Because she’s a man, duh.

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👤︎ u/AliCandyBar

📅︎ May 16 2019

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Punny wedding hashtag

My fiancé and I are unsuccessful in coming up with our wedding hashtag. I’m turning to Reddit for help!

I’m trying to avoid anything generic or commonly used. My name is Amanda Hawk and my fiancé is Ryan Witt. The only thing I’ve come up with is #HawkGetsCaught or #AtWittsEnd but not my favorites. I’d love to see with what y’all come up with!

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👤︎ u/bbyhawk

📅︎ Dec 17 2018

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Amanda, don't you mean...

Context: My mother's name is Amanda

My and my parents are sitting in the kitchen, getting ready for dinner.

My Mom asks me to grab something from downstairs.

Me: uh, you're so demanding /s.

Dad: Don't you mean demanda.

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👤︎ u/Dairfey

📅︎ Oct 31 2016

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