Amanda Lorian
Because she's a man, duh.
Seriously...
I was very surprised that he responded : "Yes, because I am A Man!"
Unfortunately i think it might be Manda tory
Because sheβs a man, duh.
Context: My mother's name is Amanda
My and my parents are sitting in the kitchen, getting ready for dinner.
My Mom asks me to grab something from downstairs.
Me: uh, you're so demanding /s.
Dad: Don't you mean demanda.
Someone called asking if an Amanda works here. Sorry no Amanda works here.
But a man does work here.
Co-Mando.
(Credit to my girlfriend)
A Mandalorian.
Sal Amanda
She could be Amanda Mandalorian DeLorean
My fiancΓ© and I are unsuccessful in coming up with our wedding hashtag. Iβm turning to Reddit for help!
Iβm trying to avoid anything generic or commonly used. My name is Amanda Hawk and my fiancΓ© is Ryan Witt. The only thing Iβve come up with is #HawkGetsCaught or #AtWittsEnd but not my favorites. Iβd love to see with what yβall come up with!
by Amanda Rin
And I said to my dad β this is
Amanda
And he jumped up and said β
βitβs a fucking what!!!β
So, my wife and I were on vacation with a couple (male) friends last week. Part of the deal was sitting through a timeshare pitch. Our concierge needed her supervisor (Amanda) to help explain some of the details.
Concierge: "I need Amanda, please."
Me: "I don't think my wife would appreciate it, but you can have either of them."
About a minute later, after continuing on with her spiel, she busted out laughing and said, "I get it now!"
My parents were discussing what fruit tree to grow in the back yard.
Mum: I want a mandarin tree.
Dad: Do you want to know what tastes better than eating a mandarin? .. Eating Amanda out.
Me - "So is Amanda awake yet? It's noon already"
Dad - "I haven't heard her stir yet."
slight pause
Dad - "Then again I dont think she has anything to mix."
Me: Who are you dating son? Him: A man, duh!
