Dea Puns

A list of puns related to "Dea"

How do DEA agents start all of their jokes?

β€œNarc Narc”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ericmc80
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A no eye-dea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Massive_Panda
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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This one got a chuckle today

We’ve been hanging out with family this weekend, my daughter comes up to me looking for her cousin.

Her: β€œWhere’s Noah?”

Me: β€œI have Noah-dea”

Cue laugh from the daughter, groans from the adults.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vanillaacid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I once got hand sanitiser in my eyes

You have no eye-dea how much it hurts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/janissary121
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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