Deadpool Puns

A list of puns related to "Deadpool"

Did you hear about the new Deadpool mix tape?

It’s Ryan Reynold’s Rap.

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👤︎ u/user76899
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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Why is deadpools house always cold?

Because he keeps breaking the fourth wall

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👤︎ u/gollyfuckinggosh
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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Hey look everybody it's deadpool.
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👤︎ u/Mr_Awesome_Riley
📅︎ Nov 12 2018
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yo guys check it out, i drew deadpool.
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👤︎ u/flyingpiggles10
📅︎ Sep 13 2018
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You know what they should've called the Deadpool costume?

Reynold's Wrap

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👤︎ u/HunterGames
📅︎ Nov 04 2016
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I actually submitted my own idea for a Deadpool movie.

He survives through to the 24th century and gets his own ship. He somehow runs afoul of a certain Bajoran captain who used to be a distinguished ensign on the Enterprise, under Captain Picard.

The movie then becomes about their conflict. The response from the studio wasn't kind. They said I should abort the idea. They said it would be too controversial to make a movie about Ro v. Wade.

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👤︎ u/Myntrith
📅︎ Feb 14 2016
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Just watched Deadpool with the folks.

My mom thought is was the best Rom-Com she'd seen in years. My dad wanted to know where Clint Eastwood was.

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👤︎ u/dsubandbeard
📅︎ Dec 10 2016
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Deadpool is the perfect combo of cheesy and gritty.

It is a grate film

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👤︎ u/touchrubfeels
📅︎ Feb 24 2016
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What has two butts and kills people?

An assassin

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👤︎ u/LeCrowing
📅︎ Jun 10 2018
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Doctor: You have 10 to live. Patient: What!? 10 what?!

Doctor: 9

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👤︎ u/Radiated-Toast96
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby,

since he’s both Green Lantern and Deadpool

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👤︎ u/joespofforth
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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I’m surprised they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby given all his experience.

He already played Green Lantern AND Deadpool

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👤︎ u/snake_lamp
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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Why do they call them eyes if they look more like O's?

Got my brother real good just now right after watching deadpool.

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👤︎ u/josecuervo2107
📅︎ Mar 19 2016
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