Seventy Puns

A list of puns related to "Seventy"

There once was a record store. The owner was seventy-four. One day he fell ill then wrote in his will , “bury me with records galore”

It was his vinyl resting place

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👤︎ u/Josentangles
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why was 69 afraid of 70?

Because they had a fight and 71.

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👤︎ u/NutDealer
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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So we're sat watching the world cup...

And my 9 yr old little brother's trying to learn the players' names and after he's told Ashley Young's name, he goes:

"what about when he's seventy? Will he be Ashley Old?"

I'm proud.

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👤︎ u/Joeyonar
📅︎ Jul 11 2018
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Got my Economics teacher

In my high school Econ we were talking about the 70s

Teacher: In the seventies there was high unemployment accompanied by high inflation. Does anyone know what this period is called?

Me: Economics

Teacher: sigh

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👤︎ u/Ejgamer
📅︎ Jun 02 2015
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