What is the leading cause of dry skin?
My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin, to draw out excess moisture....
The leading cause of dry skin
Can you give someone a skin graft from your butt?
I could have sworn that my skin had changed color
But it was just a pigment of my imagination
Why is the skin of tree trunks called bark?
I recently opened a building with an exhibition of dermatological skin cases.
It’s a real gallery of the fine warts.
I had bunch of lumps on my skin
My friends started freaking out. They wouldn’t stop either. So I said “ I incyst you don’t abscess over this
I tried to substitute eggroll skins instead of the usual for my fried Chinese dumplings. They tasted the same, but came out rectangular.
I guess it's back to square won.
What's a word that gets under your skin?
Do you know what causes dry skin?
Did you know you can hear blood flowing close to the skin?
You just have to listen varicosely.
I asked my dermatologist why my skin is so itchy a year ago, and he still hasn’t answered me.
I’m starting to think that he doesn’t want to make a rash decision.
I just published a book on how to prevent skin injuries and minor burns.
What do matadors use to keep their skin moisturized after a bullfight?
When I was a young boy, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa. I accidentally slipped and fell to the ground, cutting my knees. Grandpa gently bent down and began to clean the wound, removing the little pebbles now embedded in my skin as I cried...
I'd always heard adults talk about it, but I finally knew what they were talking about.
I'll never forget the pain of my first kid knee stones...
What do you call an Irish Decepticon with a skin condition?
Which is stretchier -- rubber or skin?
Skin, because Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked to Jerusalem.
(A mom joke! By my 88-year-old church-going mother-in-law.)
My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.
His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.
You know what really gets under my skin?
My wife was telling me about a certain artist's skin care routine
Wife : Do you know (artist's name)? Her skin care routine has 38 steps.
Me : Well, it's not that far tbh.
What do you call a dwarf convict with a debilitating skin disease?
What do you call a skin doctor for silly dogs?
So I’m rolling through the supermarket and I see these Bare Skin condoms...
And all I can think is, “God please let it be panda”.
I have the best skin care routine
It’s not good enough to bring you to tears, but it’ll certainly moisturize.
I beat my rivals by inventing the world's first book made from onion skin.
Mary Pill Poppins Pharmaceutical just created a miracle drug that can cure any human of any disease. It's effectiveness is renowned while it's side effects are surprisingly minimal: thick layer of skin develops on the lips while rendering them dry, cracked and quite odorous.
Patients effected by this claim it's super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis
I made the decision to not date the girl with skin lesions on her face too hastily...
What do you call an elephant’s skin doctor?
I know a kid who was born without eyelids. His parents decided to have him circumcised and used his foreskin as a skin graft for his eyelids. The surgery went really well....
.... although afterwards he was a bit cockeyed.
I tried to get my wife to accept my apology after saying her skin was like leather
Makeup used to contain lead that actually make their skin worse.
TIL that deposits of hard dried skin are called corns
This means the layers of skin I pull off of those areas are corn flakes
“I’d like to prescribe you a topical ointment for your skin irritation,” my doctor said.
“Woah, woah, doc,” I said, “Let’s not make any rash decisions.”
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
Finely chopped meat mixed with gelatine, blood, grits, or bread, then stuffed into animal intestines or skin, sounds pretty bad wherever you are.
But in Germany, it's the wurst.
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
What's the leading cause of dry skin ?
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Do you know what is the major reason of dry skin?
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
What’s the number one cause of dry skin?
What is the number one cause of Dry Skin?
Can you give someone a skin graft from your butt?
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