This girl on Tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture... I told her I’m just looking for matches.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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My latest painting: A still life of apples in a basket in front of an unlit fireplace.

I'm calling it "Fruit by the Soot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pony_Express11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Looking through the top posts.

I have been looking through the top post when I came across one that said "what do you get when you pull a cigarette out of the pack? A cigarette lighter" hahaha right? I tell my friends about it since we all smoke and groans all around. About an hour later and a few beers I ask for a lighter since I had lost mine. My buddy (his name is actually buddy) says "yeah man pull your cig out" so I do. "What do you have?" "An unlit cigarette" I tell him" no a cigarette lighter!" Laughs all around.

Tl;Dr. I got dad joked by a dad after I told him the original dad joke just prior.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dokwilson74
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