Why did historians used to refer to the middle ages as the "dark ages"?
Because there were so many knights.
how did midevil soldiers see in the dark?
We should stop calling it the dark ages
And instead call it knight time.
Told my friend about my problems today. He said "You know, it could be worse. You could be trapped in a dark, wet hole in the ground."
I once saw a horse in a wild west show that glowed in the dark
I think it was rodeo active
Why were they called the “dark ages?”
Because there were a lot of knights
I remember when I use to hate being in the dark.
This was back in the day.
What do you call a female horse that only rides in the dark?
Why is there no c in the word dark?
Because you can’t c in the dark
The Soviet Commissars, Ivanka and Rudolph were peering out into the dark from their Kremlin windows, unable to determine whether it was pouring or sleeting. Finally, Ivanka's insistence that it was sleet forced her comrade to loudly proclaim...
..."Rudolph. the Red knows rain, dear!"
When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
In the Sith Grade
May the 4th be with you!
Why do programmers prefer the dark?
Because the light attracts bugs.
The pandemic was a dark time for us...
Our electricity got cut off
We were sitting in the dark
What is the dark knight called in Thailand?
A son asked his dad, "Dad, can you write in the dark?"
The dad replied, "I think so. What do you want me to write?"
The son replies, "Your name on this report card."
The other day, I dreamt about a young horse that was so unruly. It refused to do anything during the day, but spent all of the dark hours being wild, running and fighting any other animals it could find.
How do you call it when Van Gogh punches you in the dark?
Why are the lake bottoms so dark?
Because people lose their shades in them.
What do canines use to browse the dark web?
Did you hear the dark joke about the otter?
Trust me you wouldn't want to know because it was completely and otterly disgusting.
If Princess Leia had turned to the dark side…
She would’ve become Lukes Sithter
For Halloween, I went to a Glow-in-the-Dark party.
It was lit!...which totally defeated the purpose.
Five years back I couldn’t pay my electricity bill, those were the dark days of my life
A young boy and an old man are walking through the woods at night. The boy tells the man: "I'm scared. It's really dark and spooky out here."
The old man replies, "YOU'RE scared?! I'm the one that has to walk back alone!"
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
Me: I have a fear of dentists and the dark. Wife: Ok, dentists I get it, but the dark?
Me: Well, you never know where a dentist might hide.
When I was young I used to be afraid of the dark
Now when I get my electric bill I'm afraid of the light.
Why can't Spanish people consent to sex in the dark
Why can’t 2021 take a picture in the dark
because it doesn’t have flash
Why did the dark ages get its' name?
Why do Apple employees work in the dark?
None of them have Windows.
What do you call a Force user whose light during the day and dark at night?
[Dark] Reports came out that suicide rates actually dropped during the pandemic despite people's worst fears. I guess it's true what they say...
What lets you see in the dark but gives away your position?
The pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a freight train.
The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
My wife told me it's too dangerous to put away dishes in the dark
I said "it's a whisk I'm willing to take"
The middle ages were also referred to as the dark ages because...
...there were too many knights.
I just realized it’s called the dark ages because…
there were so many knights!
Why were they called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights.
Why did they call it the dark ages?
Because of all the knights
Why were they called the “dark ages?”
Because there were a lot of knights.
Why were they called the dark ages?
Because there were a lot of knights.
The other day, I dreamt about a young horse that refused to do anything during the day, but would then spend all hours during dark running, making lots of noise, and even fighting the other animals
Why was it called the dark ages?
Because of all the knights.
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