A list of puns related to "Closure"
I need closure.
Me: "Tell me a Joke"
Cortana: "Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in the mud, then cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double crosser"
Me: Groan "Tell me a Good Joke."
Cortana: "There are two types of people in the world: Those who need closure"
Iām still trying to get some closure.
...in a lesson (I'm a teacher) and a kid at the front asks me:
"Sir, why is John on the floor?"
look over at John, lean in and put on my most helpful voice
"Oh, that's called gravity"
Walk away victorious.
(closure: he was getting something out of his bag)
Those who crave closure
Those who need closure.
Those who like closure and those who
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