The best thing to do when encountering a door jam,
Open a nearby door so you can stick it in ajar.
I just read the absoute best book about Pearl Jam.
Seriously, I don't know they could have made it Eddie Vedder.
Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?
You should check it out, itβs a really good Martian Scoresβeasy film
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.
My son asked if he could use the garage so he could jam with his band.
I broke the bad news: we only have marmalade in this house.
I spent all day preserving the fruit of my garden. You could say it was a jam packed day.
Pump the Jam v.redd.it/7e40y1qjtbq31
As best man at my brother's wedding, I gave the couple a bread basket with a champagne flavored jam...
They seemed to enjoy my wedding toast.
I was driving with my wife and suddenly Pearl Jam started playing on the radio.
I told her, βIt doesnβt get Eddie Vedder than this.β
From my daughter... What did the man say when he spilled jam on himself?
JAMMIT!
If I ever meet the lead singer of Pearl Jam, I hope he asks me how Iβm doing
So I can respond βif I was Eddie Vedder, Iβd be youβ
Bruce Springsteen, Pearl Jam and Ringo Starr all cancel NC shows over the anti-LGBT law.
This is disconcerting news.
But seriously:
I brought peanut butter the the jam session
They were all jelly
Where does the Star Wars fan store his jam?
In his Jar-Jar.
If Iβm out in space, and I crush up fruits, vegetables, berries etc to be thrown into the galaxy, would that be considered a space jam? reddit.com/r/teenagers/coβ¦
Why did the USSR have so many traffic jams?
Stalin
As a disabled dad, playing the guitar, being picked up for the gig....my son asks, βyou going to jamβ
And I reply, βitβs more of a preserve, than a jam.β
What do they call a traffic jam in the Lincoln Tunnel?
A Linkin Park
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
You can't jelly out to your favorite tunes.
Alternative: It's impossible to be jam of how good I look.
