The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well itβs not a law itβs a mandate
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When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Whatβs the best city in Kansas to play Hide-and-Seek?
No-peek-a
Invented by an 8 year old.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Which city has the most skeletons in it?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
The best drummers are short guys who live in the city
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︎ Nov 30 2020
This just in: 2 men broke into the city bank using nothing more than a few mannequin limbs.
Officials say we are dealing with an armed robbery
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︎ Oct 14 2020
What is the most shocking city in the world?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
I live in the old city of Pompeii
I suppose you could say my life is in ruins
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Which city in France is the nicest?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Thereβs a ghost that exclusively haunts city hall in the evening...
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Why couldnβt the watermelon and honeydew get married in Atlantic City?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Zuul asks Peter Venkman if he wants to wreck up a city and toast marshmallows in the flames.
Venkman says, "Nah, I'm not a big marshmallow guy."
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Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...
I just have to take shelfies!
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︎ Jul 27 2020
In Marrakesh, the food is famously tangy, but there is another Moroccan city where...
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Which city in California has the most ghosts?
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︎ May 08 2020
Why do the subway drivers in a northern Italian city keep quitting?
They find it too hard to work under Brescia
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︎ Apr 21 2020
I went to Dublin on holiday and discovered it's the biggest city in the WORLD.
It just keeps Dublin and Dublin
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︎ Jan 20 2020
A yearly tradition, my family gets together and everyone rides in a wagon thru the city, saying "hello" to all people on the street...
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︎ Dec 24 2019
The prices of tea bags in my city have skyrocketed!
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︎ Dec 02 2019
I asked the surfer dude if he had a document laying out the things to do in his beautiful city. He said:
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︎ Nov 10 2019
There is a gang of shoplifters going through the city systematically stealing clothes in size order.
Police believe they are still at large.
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︎ Sep 06 2018
Which is the fastest growing city in the world?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Did you know that the capital of Ireland is the fastest growing city in the world?
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︎ Nov 11 2019
My girlfriend lives in another city. Last night she texted me saying "I wish you were here; the rains are beautiful".
I replied with "So...you want me to c'monsoon?"
She hasn't replied yet.
Guess she stormed out.
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What's the most shocking city in the world?
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︎ Sep 03 2019
What is the cleanest city in England?
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︎ Jun 19 2019
Moscow is the busiest city in the world
It's because of all the Russian around.
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The city of St. Louis is offering huge tax breaks to major corporations so that big businesses can move in.
Because Missouri loves Company.
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︎ May 19 2019
Cottage cheese is just cheese that doesnβt want to live in the city anymore.
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︎ Oct 17 2018
I live in such a dangerous city that I canβt let the kids out at night.
They might just rob someone.
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︎ Sep 27 2018
Went to check what fuel was used in the Vatican City
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︎ Feb 20 2019
When my friend from New York City drove to Nebraska in his Honda SUV, he went for a walk in the countryside...
He was out of his Element.
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︎ Mar 20 2019
Went to visit my brother in the city and noticed he had cute little statues in his garden that lit up and moved around with the music he had piped out there.
He said they were metro gnomes.
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︎ Jan 24 2019
What do you call children living in the capital city of Belgium?
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︎ Dec 05 2018
When Iβm cruising around the city in a $300K vehicle, I canβt help but think..
If my bus driver doesnβt speed up, Iβll be late for work.
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︎ Mar 28 2018
Do you know who is the leader in condiment city?
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︎ Jan 11 2017
What do you call a Gnome that lives in the city?
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︎ Mar 02 2016
Authorities in Louisville, Colorado report the theft of bathroom fixtures in the city's only police station.
Officers say they have nothing to go on
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︎ Nov 25 2017
If you're searching the map for a city in Belgiumβ¦
β¦you could be looking for a Bruges.
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︎ Apr 05 2017
Why is Montpelier the funniest city in Vermont?
It is always capi-telling jokes!
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︎ May 10 2017
Dublin is the biggest city in the world!
My dad got us good with this one. My dad, mum and I were talking about how we want to go to Ireland on our next family trip, when my dad said:
'Dublin is the biggest city in the world!'
'What are you talking about? No it isn't!'
'Yes it is, it keeps Dublin in size!'
I don't normally laugh at his jokes, but that one got me.
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Which is the fastest growing city in the world?
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Which is the fastest growing city in the world?
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