What is the fastest growing city in the world?

Capital of Ireland

It's Dublin everyday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeaPanties
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week

Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justin_true_10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?

It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumbwaeguk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...

It's Dublin every day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erubadhron89
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Today, on the news, there was an incident in my town where a city bus lost control and landed on top of a house. No one was killed and the city is paying all passengers.

I guess you can say the bus ride was on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamlet_71
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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No one drives in the city anymore.

There was too much traffic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottstots2687
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Why are there so few cheese producers in the city?

Because cottage cheese is common, but not skyscraper cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Antique_Goose1989
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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What city in the Middle East doesn't require you to wear a face mask?

Damascus

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When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.

Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levitron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Which city has the most skeletons in it?

Lis-bone πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rozsaszin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What’s the best city in Kansas to play Hide-and-Seek?

No-peek-a

Invented by an 8 year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GovernorZipper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What is the most shocking city in the world?

Electricity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tome869
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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This just in: 2 men broke into the city bank using nothing more than a few mannequin limbs.

Officials say we are dealing with an armed robbery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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The best drummers are short guys who live in the city

They're metro gnomes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrkirby
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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There’s a ghost that exclusively haunts city hall in the evening...

He’s a Night Mayor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Which city in France is the nicest?

Nice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyckt206
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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I live in the old city of Pompeii

I suppose you could say my life is in ruins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFirstBobEver
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Why couldn’t the watermelon and honeydew get married in Atlantic City?

Because they cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushuTheGreat17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...

I just have to take shelfies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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In Marrakesh, the food is famously tangy, but there is another Moroccan city where...

It is Tangier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kibble
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Which city in California has the most ghosts?

Maliboo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Why do the subway drivers in a northern Italian city keep quitting?

They find it too hard to work under Brescia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vabune
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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I went to Dublin on holiday and discovered it's the biggest city in the WORLD.

It just keeps Dublin and Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergioarmagh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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My girlfriend lives in another city. Last night she texted me saying "I wish you were here; the rains are beautiful".

I replied with "So...you want me to c'monsoon?"

She hasn't replied yet.

Guess she stormed out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srinivas-seshadri
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2016
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A yearly tradition, my family gets together and everyone rides in a wagon thru the city, saying "hello" to all people on the street...

It's our hey-ride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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There is a gang of shoplifters going through the city systematically stealing clothes in size order.

Police believe they are still at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JulianCrisp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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The prices of tea bags in my city have skyrocketed!

They're to steep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I asked the surfer dude if he had a document laying out the things to do in his beautiful city. He said:

Bro, sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faceoftheancients
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What's the most shocking city in the world?

Electri-city ⚑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davyboy14
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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What is the cleanest city in England?

Bath

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Cottage cheese is just cheese that doesn’t want to live in the city anymore.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TinOfPop
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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The city of St. Louis is offering huge tax breaks to major corporations so that big businesses can move in.

Because Missouri loves Company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Moscow is the busiest city in the world

It's because of all the Russian around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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I live in such a dangerous city that I can’t let the kids out at night.

They might just rob someone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Went to check what fuel was used in the Vatican City

Nothing but Pope-ane!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yinyangry
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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When my friend from New York City drove to Nebraska in his Honda SUV, he went for a walk in the countryside...

He was out of his Element.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Which is the fastest growing city in the world?

Dublin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Which is the fastest growing city in the world?

Dublin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Did you know that the capital of Ireland is the fastest growing city in the world?

It's Dublin every day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Which is the fastest growing city in the world?

Dublin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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