What is the fastest growing city in the world?
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
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︎ May 16 2021
The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well itβs not a law itβs a mandate
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?
It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Today, on the news, there was an incident in my town where a city bus lost control and landed on top of a house. No one was killed and the city is paying all passengers.
I guess you can say the bus ride was on the house.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
No one drives in the city anymore.
There was too much traffic.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Why are there so few cheese producers in the city?
Because cottage cheese is common, but not skyscraper cheese
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︎ Mar 07 2021
What city in the Middle East doesn't require you to wear a face mask?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Which city has the most skeletons in it?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Whatβs the best city in Kansas to play Hide-and-Seek?
No-peek-a
Invented by an 8 year old.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What is the most shocking city in the world?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
This just in: 2 men broke into the city bank using nothing more than a few mannequin limbs.
Officials say we are dealing with an armed robbery
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︎ Oct 14 2020
The best drummers are short guys who live in the city
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Thereβs a ghost that exclusively haunts city hall in the evening...
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Which city in France is the nicest?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
I live in the old city of Pompeii
I suppose you could say my life is in ruins
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Why couldnβt the watermelon and honeydew get married in Atlantic City?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...
I just have to take shelfies!
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︎ Jul 27 2020
In Marrakesh, the food is famously tangy, but there is another Moroccan city where...
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Which city in California has the most ghosts?
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︎ May 08 2020
Why do the subway drivers in a northern Italian city keep quitting?
They find it too hard to work under Brescia
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︎ Apr 21 2020
I went to Dublin on holiday and discovered it's the biggest city in the WORLD.
It just keeps Dublin and Dublin
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︎ Jan 20 2020
My girlfriend lives in another city. Last night she texted me saying "I wish you were here; the rains are beautiful".
I replied with "So...you want me to c'monsoon?"
She hasn't replied yet.
Guess she stormed out.
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︎ Jul 09 2016
A yearly tradition, my family gets together and everyone rides in a wagon thru the city, saying "hello" to all people on the street...
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︎ Dec 24 2019
There is a gang of shoplifters going through the city systematically stealing clothes in size order.
Police believe they are still at large.
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︎ Sep 06 2018
The prices of tea bags in my city have skyrocketed!
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︎ Dec 02 2019
I asked the surfer dude if he had a document laying out the things to do in his beautiful city. He said:
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︎ Nov 10 2019
What's the most shocking city in the world?
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︎ Sep 03 2019
What is the cleanest city in England?
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︎ Jun 19 2019
Cottage cheese is just cheese that doesnβt want to live in the city anymore.
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︎ Oct 17 2018
The city of St. Louis is offering huge tax breaks to major corporations so that big businesses can move in.
Because Missouri loves Company.
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︎ May 19 2019
Moscow is the busiest city in the world
It's because of all the Russian around.
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︎ Jun 26 2019
I live in such a dangerous city that I canβt let the kids out at night.
They might just rob someone.
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︎ Sep 27 2018
Went to check what fuel was used in the Vatican City
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︎ Feb 20 2019
When my friend from New York City drove to Nebraska in his Honda SUV, he went for a walk in the countryside...
He was out of his Element.
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︎ Mar 20 2019
Which is the fastest growing city in the world?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Which is the fastest growing city in the world?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Did you know that the capital of Ireland is the fastest growing city in the world?
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Which is the fastest growing city in the world?
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