City Pun
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︎ Apr 14 2017
The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well itβs not a law itβs a mandate
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Beautiful city
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What is capital city of universe
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Two peanuts from the country went to the city, and one was asalted
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What do you call an elf that lives in New York City?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Did you hear about the villain who was charged with trying to flood the city?
He denied everything, but the police found substantial levy dents.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Whatβs the best city in Kansas to play Hide-and-Seek?
No-peek-a
Invented by an 8 year old.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What is Satanβs favorite city in America?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
So, if anyone can suggest a city, I'd be grateful.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Which city has the most skeletons in it?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Which city will shock you if you go there?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What city do the most successful urologist come from?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What city that can stun everybody?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What do anti-police protesters use to move around in New York City?
A cab
(It came to mind and I have no wish for it to be political)
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︎ Nov 07 2020
What is the most shocking city in the world?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
This just in: 2 men broke into the city bank using nothing more than a few mannequin limbs.
Officials say we are dealing with an armed robbery
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︎ Oct 14 2020
When I moved to the city, I went to a bar where they only served individually wrapped cheese slices...
It was a cool singles bar.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Swarms of flying insects are threatening people all over the city.
The police have deployed all SWAT teams.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..
It earned the nickname Sin City!
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Never ask anyone whether they prefer New York City or Syracuse.
That's comparing apples to oranges.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Why did the city support the music hall being repurposed as a shopping mall?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
My glitch happened when I forgot to renew my subscription to a weekly news magazine based in New York City.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Whatβs an owls favorite city?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I live in the old city of Pompeii
I suppose you could say my life is in ruins
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︎ Oct 20 2020
What do you call a city full of blind people?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
Theyβre calling it Mercedes-clenz
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Thereβs a ghost that exclusively haunts city hall in the evening...
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What did the city man think to the farmer preparing fertilize?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Which city in France is the nicest?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Which city goes up at night?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
What's a bodybuilder's favorite city?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Why couldnβt the watermelon and honeydew get married in Atlantic City?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Why are City Morgues always square?
It's because of all of the coroners.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What do you call the head coach of the Kansas City football team?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Our cityβs main reservoir leaked and now water supply is dependent on a network of bores
Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Zuul asks Peter Venkman if he wants to wreck up a city and toast marshmallows in the flames.
Venkman says, "Nah, I'm not a big marshmallow guy."
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Did you hear about the monster-sized piece of cheese destroying the city?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
I have decided to go to a city in SW France to study history and art.
I figure, what do I have Toulouse.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Those German electricians really work together when their Cities have power outages.
Many Hans make light work.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
If you are visiting Rome, be forewarned: it might take you a long time to get out of the city.
All their roads seem to have this weird design flaw.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Las Vegas is known as βSin Cityβ, but which sin does it represent?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Whatβs the Fastest Growing City on Earth?
The capital of Ireland.
Itβs Dublin every day.
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︎ Sep 03 2019
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