What is something that will ruin your Friday?

Realizing that it is only Thursday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwistyAce
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrevAccountBanned
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What’s white and can ruin breakfast?

Avalanche.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halfblood_god
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What do you call an old, grumpy Avatar that comes back and ruins the economy every time you send him away?

A Boomer Aang.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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What is the worst way to ruin a joke?

A miner spelling error

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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How to ruin your Thanksgiving, just add a twerkey/twurkey. reddit.com/gallery/k1dom5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ace-Trainer-AJ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Sorry to ruin your day

What is the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

A weasel is weasely wecognized and a stoat is stoatilly different

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πŸ‘€︎ u/discosatan71
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What do you call the thing which ruins the ending of a movie?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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Did Covid-19 ruin your plans for 2020?

If so, then just wait for 2022. Because 2022 is 2020 too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tripleM98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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My mom's personalized number plate says "ISβ™₯️ED" and we always believed that it was short for "Is Loved." But then my dad had to ruin it for us all when he said it meant:

"I Sharted."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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How to ruin The Witcher for your kids while enjoying it more yourself

🎡Toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend to a manatee🎡

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allthepaulrudds
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Don’t bother being cute, I’ll just ruin it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BootyGarb
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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I can't come up with a witty title and I don't wanna ruin the joke, so just look at the goddamned picture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2015
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I WAS on top of the laundry. Then my wife had to ruin everything and tell me to fold it like I promised and stop lying on it while I watch TV.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Dad joke ruins relationship.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eenhuistke
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2015
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I do like visiting ruins....

...but they're really not all the they're cracked up to be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pomsquared
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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Which part of a race car ruins your movie?

Spoiler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wormri
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
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Just met some inappropriate ruins

I mean, who razed them, anyways?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotJesper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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Eating pita always ruins my appetite

I can’t eat anything posthummusly

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Dad ruins my attempt to be a Sheryl Crow-badass wanna be. imgur.com/I3GXpqK
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πŸ‘€︎ u/giftedgothic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2013
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What do you call a reptile that ruins household appliances?

A crack-a-dial.

EDIT: The real joke is how much time and effort was spent thinking this joke up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tasty_Anthrax
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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Mayan Ruins

One of my physical therapy patients recently came back from a cruise, explaining one of his experiences at the Mayan ruins and pulled this one out, "I was walking around, Mayan my own business"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2016
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