What is something that will ruin your Friday?
Realizing that it is only Thursday
Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
What do you call an old, grumpy Avatar that comes back and ruins the economy every time you send him away?
A Boomer Aang.
What is the worst way to ruin a joke?
A miner spelling error
How to ruin your Thanksgiving, just add a twerkey/twurkey. reddit.com/gallery/k1dom5
Sorry to ruin your day
What is the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
A weasel is weasely wecognized and a stoat is stoatilly different
What do you call the thing which ruins the ending of a movie?
Did Covid-19 ruin your plans for 2020?
If so, then just wait for 2022. Because 2022 is 2020 too.
My mom's personalized number plate says "IS♥️ED" and we always believed that it was short for "Is Loved." But then my dad had to ruin it for us all when he said it meant:
"I Sharted."
How to ruin The Witcher for your kids while enjoying it more yourself
🎵Toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend to a manatee🎵
I can't come up with a witty title and I don't wanna ruin the joke, so just look at the goddamned picture
I WAS on top of the laundry. Then my wife had to ruin everything and tell me to fold it like I promised and stop lying on it while I watch TV.
Dad joke ruins relationship.
I do like visiting ruins....
...but they're really not all the they're cracked up to be.
Just met some inappropriate ruins
I mean, who razed them, anyways?
Eating pita always ruins my appetite
I can’t eat anything posthummusly
Dad ruins my attempt to be a Sheryl Crow-badass wanna be. imgur.com/I3GXpqK
What do you call a reptile that ruins household appliances?
A crack-a-dial.
EDIT: The real joke is how much time and effort was spent thinking this joke up
Mayan Ruins
One of my physical therapy patients recently came back from a cruise, explaining one of his experiences at the Mayan ruins and pulled this one out, "I was walking around, Mayan my own business"
