What is the worst way to ruin a joke?
A miner spelling error
How to ruin your Thanksgiving, just add a twerkey/twurkey. reddit.com/gallery/k1dom5
Sorry to ruin your day
What is the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
A weasel is weasely wecognized and a stoat is stoatilly different
Did Covid-19 ruin your plans for 2020?
If so, then just wait for 2022. Because 2022 is 2020 too.
What do you call the thing which ruins the ending of a movie?
My mom's personalized number plate says "IS♥️ED" and we always believed that it was short for "Is Loved." But then my dad had to ruin it for us all when he said it meant:
"I Sharted."
How to ruin The Witcher for your kids while enjoying it more yourself
🎵Toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend to a manatee🎵
I WAS on top of the laundry. Then my wife had to ruin everything and tell me to fold it like I promised and stop lying on it while I watch TV.
I can't come up with a witty title and I don't wanna ruin the joke, so just look at the goddamned picture
I do like visiting ruins....
...but they're really not all the they're cracked up to be.
Dad joke ruins relationship.
Just met some inappropriate ruins
I mean, who razed them, anyways?
Eating pita always ruins my appetite
I can’t eat anything posthummusly
Dad ruins my attempt to be a Sheryl Crow-badass wanna be. imgur.com/I3GXpqK
What do you call a reptile that ruins household appliances?
A crack-a-dial.
EDIT: The real joke is how much time and effort was spent thinking this joke up
Mayan Ruins
One of my physical therapy patients recently came back from a cruise, explaining one of his experiences at the Mayan ruins and pulled this one out, "I was walking around, Mayan my own business"
