Someone has stolen every toilet at city hall!

The police have nothing to go on.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Why did the city support the music hall being repurposed as a shopping mall?

Harmonic Re-zone-ance

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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There’s a ghost that exclusively haunts city hall in the evening...

He’s a Night Mayor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Why can fruit not get married at city hall?

Because they cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuTheLunatic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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My friend owns a greenhouse...

My friend owns a greenhouse and was trying to drum up sales for valentine's day. She put out a bunch of posters all over town - in the park, outside city hall, and even in a few convenience stores and restaurants. Just about everyone was incredibly helpful and gave her permission. However, the animal sanctuary owner refused outright and asked her to leave. She was very sad, but in the end, she came to understand that...

>!Only zoo can prevent florist fliers.!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatchRacall
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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