Polis Puns

A list of puns related to "Polis"

Why did the man give his wife a box of Super Poli-Grip after their fight?

Because it's a great fix-a-tiff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cgtravers1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What kind of geometry is the best at getting away?

A poly-gone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Melvin-_-_-Marvelous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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polynomials (algebraic expressions) are not to be confused with poly gnome meals (food for plastic gnomes)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tananar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who only dated women named Esther, sometimes more than one at a time?

He identified as poly-Esther

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teddlasso
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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My friend is getting rich by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many'...

and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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Politics is the most accurate word in the English language

Poly = many. Ticks = blood sucking parasites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tao1976
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What do you say when Poly leaves?

Polygon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuffAndRedditThings
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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A scientist sits down with some colleagues at the lab cafeteria:

"Oh hi Bill! We were just discussing the promiscuous mating habits of blood-sucking arachnids." Bill abruptly grabs his tray and stands up to leave.

"Sorry guys. I don't discuss poly ticks at work."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Make_it_perfect
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Unfortunately, my obese parrot just died.

It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NobleMoistHam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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The word "politics" is derived from the word 'poly', meaning "many", and the word 'ticks', meaning "blood sucking parasites". (Larry Hardiman)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kosmozoan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2014
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What do you call a parrot that refuses to eat?

A poly-no-meal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeanStillYeets
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Do you know the definition of politics?

Poli is a Greek word meaning many, and tics are small, bloodsucking insects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_me_your_problems1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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My polyamorous friend asked me out on a date

I said I'm flattered but I don't want to be in a no-pun relationship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremywarne
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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What do you call a plate that has a membership in a political party?

A poliDISHan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sebicoroian
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What do you call a sacred pillbug?

A holy-poly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Writers_On_The_Storm
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Meet my Grandmother who has 3 girlfriends

We call her Poly Ester

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vampirecookie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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My wife encourages me to have a lot of hammers...

We're in a poly-hammerous relationship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shauncheese
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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Why do all Hawaiians have 2 legs?

They’re poly-knee-sian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faireduvelo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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What is an isotope's favorite mathematic expression?

Poly-nomials

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fluffyglof
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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Something I never understood about math

Where did Poly go? Because Poly-gone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SammyTheBEAST
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2016
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Politics

Poly = many Ticks= blood-suckers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhmorgan87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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