A list of puns related to "Connecticut"
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad; I'm a Hartford teacher.
I guess I know the ups and downs of Connecticut.
On our way to Connecticut, my s/o and I saw this sign.
I couldn't help myself.
I laughed about it again 4 hours later.
I told three other people about it the next day.
My dad, my brother and I were talking the other night and we decide to talk about who came from Texas.
Brother: "Oh, I thought that George Bush was from Texas. Turns out he was born in Connecticut."
Me: "Which one?" (asking which George Bush it was)
My dad: "You idiot, there's only one Connecticut"
She: "Gosh,s3rh0, my internet connection gets cut the whole time!"
Me: "I guess our ISP took a vacation in Connecticut"
Cue groans.
Im reading some license plates when i see one from Idaho (thats bizarre for Connecticut) and so i say "Idaho? that's-" before i could say anything else my dad shouts out "AHA! I KNEW IT!!!"
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