Now what’s left is Yellow Pages
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
It was the list I could do
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
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That was the punchline
“thank you for your cervix.”
Incidentally, Free Masons are not what they sound like.
And the guy says “how many tattoos I have now”
Now I can't read anything.
The man says to the bartender “1 for me, and 1 for the road”
I know he means well.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
I guarantee you that nobody has ever heard them.
Because Lisa Kudrow.
But No pun in ten did.
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- absoutely briliant
so I have to make every second count.
Toilet-trees
.....I'll show myself out
Those who know binary and those who don't.
When it's fully groan.
Happy Father's Day! 🥳🍰🎈
To be fair, the people he was photographing did try to warn him.
But over in Barbados, it's only $1.50! But carful getting in from the Maldives, it's only $1.75, but people will try to take it right off your plate!
Anyways, those are just the pie rates of the Caribbean!:)
The husband says “Change the battery in your hearing aid.”
Sinko de Mayo
It's half empty.
Then she would be independent.
"in vivo lost vagus"
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But I know he means well.
..do you just get exhausted ?
Got any tips you can share?
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad; I'm a Hartford teacher.
It was the hardest dump I ever took
Queuecumbers
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...
Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.
Apparently I had dropped one...
Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....
A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
Nobody woks in LA
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
He’s low key
The jokes weren’t that good, but I liked the execution.
He calls it "Asif Eye Care".
I guarantee no one has ever heard them!
