Hartford Puns

A list of puns related to "Hartford"

Traveling with my nine year old, and he observed that our gate in Hartford was A6, and our gate in Baltimore is B6. I respond that it's raining so hard we'll take a boat home...

...then we'll be C6.

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👤︎ u/Sunstoned1
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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Did you know Hartford, CT has the friendliest criminals?

They excel at con-etiquette.

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👤︎ u/wspoons5
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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Why are conventions in Hartford, CT polite and respectful?

Because it's con-etiquette

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👤︎ u/Purplehairpurplecar
📅︎ Apr 01 2018
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It's not easy educating kids in the capital of Connecticut.

I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad; I'm a Hartford teacher.

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👤︎ u/f1rstman
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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So I just got home from a business trip.

I texted my dad to let him know I landed, My flight was scheduled to take an hour and a half, but it only took an hour. I was flying from Hartford CT into DC.

Me: I landed.

Dad: That was quick!

Me: Yeah, only took an hour!

Dad: Well yeah, you were flying down hill

Me: -__-

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👤︎ u/marmo518
📅︎ Sep 22 2013
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