What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant, dead ant … dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, DEAD ANNNNT!
You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on top of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it doesn't, buoyant.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Why are ants immune to the coronavirus?
Because they have anty bodys.
Why are ants always intelligent? Because they always have the ANTswer
Why don’t ant colonies ever get sick?
.... because they’re full of anty bodies
Why did the ant call a repairman?
Why don’t ants get sick?
They have little anty bodies
(Courtesy of my fellow dad LT)
They really mis-named the superhero called "Ant-man"
He should really be called Uncle.
Can't really take credit, my nieces made the joke while watching the movie. Regionally "Aunt" is pronounced as "ant"
What kind of ant smells the best?
I know an ant who's been driving ride shares for a while and just switched to Lyft
I just saw a super big ant
What do you call the acid in an ant?
Why can't ants catch Covid?
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles!
3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
What do you call an ant that has been shunned by his community?
What do ants take when they want to hallucinate ?
Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies.
Edit: THANK YOU!! Kind stranger whoever you are out there, for the silver!! Just trying to keep the kids facepalming and the wives eye rolling. You guys are awesome!
Why does ants don’t bite after they grow taller?
Because they’re tolerant.
How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant? (SFW don't worry)
Put them in water. If one floats, it's (a) boyant.
I have a business selling foreign ants.
From my 3yo: what do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Single ants can live to be 29 years old. Do you know why?
Because they have little antibodies.
Why were the ants enthusiastic about next month?
They had to MARCH into April.
Saw an Adam & The Ants tribute act
I said “you’re not Adam Ant!”, he said “yeah i am.” we argued all night, but he really was adamant.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
A group of ant's working together is called
What kind of ants keep coming back?
Which species of ant is the biggest?
How can you tell the difference between male & female ants
Put them in water. Girl ants sink. The rest are boy-ant
I got caught up in a Fire Ant's Nest....
Ants
How do you tell if an ant is male or female?
You throw it in water, if it sinks it's female if it floats it's male because it's a boy ant.
Don't hate me, I'll show myself out
Don't mind my pet for eating your ants and termites without greeting you
He's a bit of an awkwaardvark.
Why dont ants catch colds?
They have strong anty-bodies.
Carpenter ants are just like regular ants.
Except rainy days and Mondays always get them down.
Why don't ants get sick
Because they have anty bodies
How can you tell the gender of an ant?
Drop it in water. If its sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant
What song do you sing when you step on ants?
Dead ant, dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant, dead ant dead annnnttt, dead-ant-dead-ant-dead-ant
(Tune of Pink panther theme)
Ever wonder the gender of an ant? Do the water test.
If it sinks it’s a girl ant. If it floats however...
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be called uncles
How do you tell the sex of an ant?
Stick it in water. If it sinks it's a girl ant. If it floats it's a buoyant.
Why don’t ants get sick
Because they have Ant-ibodies
Why don't ants get sick
Because they have little antibodies
How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:...
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