Carpenter ants are just like regular ants.
Except rainy days and Mondays always get them down.
mom story, dad joke
My mom just told me a good one.
"Your dad came down here and I told him I saw a carpenter ant, because ya know, carpenter ants usually mean you have termites or the start of termites, and your dad said 'carpenter ant, are you sure? What kind of hammer was he holding?'"
