Between the free falling stock markets, the Covid 19 pandemic, and locusts in Africa, there is one silver lining.

At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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Today, I played the tymbal with locusts.

Our Cicada rhythm was on point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ktmonagh
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Its a locust solution to laundry detergent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StroppyCash
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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The locusts are hatching again even though they just did last summer

I guess their Cicadian rhythm is off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rykahn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2016
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For the rest of your days
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlitchGaminggirl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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John the Baptist

John the Baptist of Biblical fame used to walk through the desert in his bare feet. This left his feet tough, which is understandable- the hot sand and rough terrain would leave anyone's feet tough. He was known to receive signs from God and occasionally perform mystical feats. He subsisted on a diet of locusts and honey. Without access to dental hygiene at the time, this left him with somewhat bad breath. It also left him frail, as the diet wasn't varied and would have required an immense intake of food to be remotely sustained.

I guess that you could say that he was a super-callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edpeters1
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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