A termite walks into the local pub and asks,
      "Is the bar *tender* here?"
 
      
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      Two termites walk into a barβ¦
      One says is the bar tender here?
Edit:Conma comma comma comma comma chameleon. Because the people who like this joke are a Cultured Club
 
      
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︎ Mar 17 2021
        
       
      
     
      Don't mind my pet for eating your ants and termites without greeting you
      He's a bit of an awkwaardvark.
 
      
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︎ Feb 01 2021
        
       
      
     
      What did the termite say when he walked intoa bar?
      
      
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︎ Mar 12 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What kind of salad do termites eat
      
      
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︎ Jul 28 2019
        
       
      
     
      A termite walked into a bar and said βhey is the bartender here?β
      
      
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︎ May 10 2019
        
       
      
     
      Termites hate the music of Queen.
      
      
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︎ Aug 16 2019
        
       
      
     
      Did you hear about the termite who became a standup comedian?
      He brought the house down.
 
      
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︎ Jun 25 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      A termite walks into a bar and says: βis the BAR TENDER here?β
      This probably isnβt the first time youβve seen this joke
 
      
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︎ May 29 2019
        
       
      
     
      Two termites walk into a bar
      And ask βWhereβs the bar-tender?β
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︎ Mar 26 2019
        
       
      
     
      A termite walks into a bar and says ...
      βis your bartender here?β
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Still not getting it?
He's a termite. He's eats wood. He's curious if the wood your bar is made out of is tender. "Is your bar tender here?" or said another way "is the bar here tender?"
It's funnier after I explained it, right?  That's what my wife always tells me.
 
      
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︎ Oct 17 2018
        
       
      
     
      Why don't termites drink coffee?
      Because then they'd be jitter bugs
 
      
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︎ Mar 19 2018
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      A termite walks into a bar and asks :
      "Is the bar tender here?"
 
      
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︎ Feb 19 2021
        
       
      
     
      A termite walks into a bar
      He asks, "is the bartender here"?
 
      
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︎ Jan 30 2021
        
       
      
     
      A termite walks into a bar
      and asks βIs the bar tender here?β
 
      
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︎ Nov 22 2020
        
       
      
     
      A termite walks into a bar and asks...
      
      
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︎ Nov 15 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      A termite walks into a bar
      And asks, "Where's the bartender?"
 
      
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︎ Aug 26 2020
        
       
      
     
      A termite walks into a bar and asks...
      
      
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︎ Jun 07 2020
        
       
      
     
      A toothless termite walks into a bar
      And asks "Is the bar tender here?"
 
      
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︎ Mar 26 2020
        
       
      
     
      Two termites walk into a bar
      "Is the bar tender here?"
 
      
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︎ Apr 01 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      A termite walks into a bar and asks
      βIs the bar tender here?β
 
      
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︎ Jan 30 2020
        
       
      
     
      A termite walks into a pub and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
      
      
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︎ Sep 04 2018
        
       
      
     
      A termite walks into a bar. He sits down and asks...
      "Is the bar tender here?"
 
      
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︎ May 21 2019
        
       
      
     
      A termite walks into a bar.
      He says,βHey!  Whereβs the bartender?β
 
      
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︎ Dec 10 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      A termite walks into a bar and asks βIs the bar tender here?β
      
      
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︎ Nov 11 2019
        
       
      
     
      A termite walks into a bar and asks βIs the bar tender here?
      
      
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︎ Nov 05 2019
        
       
      
     
      A termite walks into a bar
      And asks "is the bartender here?"
 
      
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︎ Sep 21 2019
        
       
      
     
      A termite walks into a bar and asks βIs the bar tender here?
      
      
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︎ Nov 12 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      A termite walks into a bar and says, βHey!β
      βWhereβs the bar tender?β
 
      
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︎ Aug 11 2018
        
       
      
     
      A termite walks into a bar and asks βIs the bar tender here?
      
      
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︎ Nov 17 2019
        
       
      
     
      A termite walks into a bar,
      ..and asks, "Is the bartender here?"
 
      
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︎ Nov 13 2019
        
       
      
     
      A termite walks into a bar
      He asks: " Is the bar tender here?"
 
      
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︎ May 27 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Two termites walk into a bar
      One asks βIs the Bar tender here?β
 
      
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︎ Dec 20 2018
        
       
      
     
      A termite goes to a bar...
      
      
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︎ Aug 25 2019
        
       
      
     
      A termite walks into a bar and asks...
      
      
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︎ Jun 07 2019
        
       
      
     
      A termite walks into a pub
      And asks 'Is the bar tender here?'
 
      
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︎ May 11 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
      
      
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︎ May 01 2018
        
       
      
     
      A toothless termite walks in to a bar and asks
      
      
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︎ Jul 31 2019
        
       
      
     
      Termite walks into a bar
      Says, "Is the bar tender here?"
 
      
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︎ Jan 12 2019
        
       
      
     
      a termite walked into a bar and asked....
      
      
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︎ Sep 23 2017
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      A termite walks into a bar
      He slams his fist down on the bar and says βWhere is the bar tender?β
 
      
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︎ Jul 26 2018
        
       
      
     
      A termite walks in to a bar
      He says, "Is the bartender here?"
 
      
        π︎ 63
         
        
        
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︎ Aug 31 2017
        
       
      
     
      A termite walks into a bar and asks
      "Is the bar tender here?"
      
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︎ Apr 30 2019
        
       
      
     
      The toothless termite goes up to a bar and asks,
      "Is the bar tender here?"
 
      
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︎ Nov 20 2018
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      A termite walks into a bar...
      ...and he asks the waitress "Is the bartender?"
 
      
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︎ Jun 19 2014
        
       
      
     
      A termite walks into a bar and asks,
      βIs the bar tender here?"
 
      
        π︎ 4
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jun 07 2018
        
       
      
     
      What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?
      
      
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        π
︎ May 25 2016
        
       
      
     
      So a termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bartender?"
      
      
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︎ Jan 31 2016
        
       
      
      
    
    
    
    
    
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